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AN ODE TO ANNOUNCEMENTS
_POSTEDON 2003-02-03 23:37:39 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "The following poem was written exclusively for simplyjimmyd.com
"Ode To Announcements" by Alexander The Poet 02.03.03
Once upon a time,
Lived an announcement
It also did rhyme,
For your enjoyment
You wait with patience,
For it to be made
And when it happens,
It was worth the wait
Any announcement,
Is filled with surprise
It's like a present,
It should come with fries!
So let us all wait,
Even though we can't
And we'll celebrate,
The next, announcement!
THE END
jimmyd sez: Thanks Porn Bard! But it would have been better had you announced to me in advance you were planning to write an announcement poem. If you had done so, I would have been able to announce your announcement with an official announcement of your impending announcement poem.
By the way, you can regularly hear the Porn Bard read his poetry on KSEXradio.com
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