Setgo.com recently added a new gossip columnist to the site. His name is Flashman and I know I've seen this guy running around the shows for years, but I don't really have a clue who the fuck he is.

Reading his stuff tells me he seems to be juiced in with a lot of people, but I've been around this biz for almost a decade, and other than seeing him at the shows, I don't have a freakin' clue who the guy is. He claims, for instance, that Maxim magazine runs Flashman files, but I read Maxim all the time and I don't recall seeing Flashman there.

And when I say I've seen this Elton John-ish porn, uhmm.. reporter running around the shows, I mean exactly that. I've never seen the guy walk. Everytime I've seen him go by, make that flash by, he's moving quickly at a running gate. I've often thought to myself, "Man, this guy always in a hurry to get somewhere." But since a wise person once told me, "There's no such thing as a porn emergency," I can't imagine what the fuck's the rush.

If someone could clue me in on just who and what Flashman is, I'd appreciate it. Maybe I've been sleeping under a rock for all these years, but I honestly don't know anything about him other than he moves fast and his mother dresses him funny.






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