I get this email from Digital G's Robert Lombard today. The subject line says, "Happy Valentines to JimmyD." At first I'm afraid to open it. Lombard is a good friend. But good friends, especially when they're both guys, don't usually send Valentines Cards to each other unless.... well, you know what I mean.

So I'm a little nervous, right? I'm thinking, "Oh fuck! Robert's gone light in the loafers on me!" But being the courageous guy I am, I opened it.

Whew! Was I relieved when the contents said this-- "Some GIRLS OF DIGITAL G wish Jimmyd a "Happy Happy Valentines -- Love & Kisses Mr. D -- DoLorian, Monique Alexander and Jessica Drake!" Also included was the pic I've posted with this.

So now I'm feeling much better. I might even decide to delude myself into believing there's more to this Valentine's wish than a simple gesture of friendship-- maybe there's some true fan lust going on here? Of course, if I manage to enter this delusional state, I'll have to whip out a bottle of my best lube for a little solo-celebration tonight-- by the way, THAT lube is the one I save for those 'special occasions.'

Any other young ladies out there want to send jimmyD a Valentine's pic? Especially one with an accompanying statement of your unbridled lust for me? Please do so.... I have plenty of lube.




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