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_POSTEDON 2003-02-14 15:07:57 by jimmyd

The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "I received one of those online greeting cards today. I can't seem to make a copy of it to print here--you see, I'm basically computer illiterate--so I'll describe it.

It has an animated GIF of a buzzard picking at a skull. Below that it says, "Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." Then below that it says, "Dear James D: HaPpY
V DaY, I NeVeR FoRgEt. ReMeMbEr ThAt Even in 10 YeArS, U wIlL AlwAyS HaVe EnEmIeS ChUmP!

Your Daddy"

Since my real Daddy passed away a few years ago, I know it's not from him. Besides, he wasn't the sentimental type and would have never sent a greeting card unless my Mom did it for him.

I'm only passing this on to everyone in case I end up dead. If that happens, please report this threat to local, state, or federal law enforcement. The person who sent the lovely, thoughtful card goes by . I'm sure in the event of my unlikely demise, the cops can track an ISP address back to this asshole. And you are a fucking punk-ass asshole whoever you are.

Whew. I feel better already.


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