Between the Valentine's Day threat I received and all this talk of a David Koresh wannabe with "...a stockpile of weapons in his bedroom closet," walking the streets of Pornville, I'm thinking simplyjimmyd reader Big Lee gave me some good advice.

Big Lee writes: "BTW... Theres a new Smith & Wesson .50 caliber handgun which is now truly the "Most Powerful Handgun in the World." It weighs 4lbs, has an 8 inch barrel, and can drop a Brown Bear in it's tracks. I'm ordering one!"

The Associated Press recently reported on this new, American, penis-extension:

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. -- Dirty Harry is now outgunned: Smith & Wesson has introduced its biggest handgun ever, a .50-caliber Magnum revolver.

The five-shot Model 500 revolver with an 81/2 inch barrel weighs 721/2 ounces, or about 4 1/2 pounds - roughly a pound more than the big-frame .44-caliber Magnum boasted by Dirty Harry in the movies.

It fires a new .50-caliber cartridge that the company said produces nearly three times the muzzle energy of the .44 Magnum.

Company president Roy C. Cuny said the new revolver builds on the .357 Magnum revolver it introduced in the 1930s and the .44 Magnum that it brought out in the 1950s.

The .50-caliber gun, which sells for $989, is one of nine new models the company introduced this week at a trade show in Orlando, Fla. Cuny said it was the largest number of new introductions in recent years.

What porner should be without one?




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