Besides my sudden fascination with Smith & Wesson's products, I've lately been getting in touch with my spiritual side. And just so you know, I'm not a religious guy. I lean more towards certain pagan beliefs which are great because pagans generally up-play sex rather than down-play it like so many contemporary religions tend to do.

You see, lately I've had this nagging feeling that my Chi wasn't quite right. If you don't know, CHI (pronounced CHEE) is the physical energy which flows throughout our bodies.

The idea of Chi comes from very old Chinese medicine and serves as a metaphor for the different feelings and energy-level connections between different parts of our bodies; and yeah, that includes our dicks--in fact, especially our dicks! Try thinking of it as being similar to an electrical current going from our genitals, up our back bone to our head and then, after suffusing our brain with energy, flowing back down our front past our heart and down to our toes. This is a classical way of envisioning this flow.

As you can imagine, if your Chi gets out of whack, you're kinda fucked. So I been working on it. Better health through jerking off: you gotta love that! And this is where Tantric Masturbation comes in.

I stumbled onto this website, tantricmasturbation.net, which is written by a gay guy who says the site is "by and for gay men," But since when do gay guys have the market on jerking off cornered? If that were true, I'd be out of a job, as would a lot of my peers and associates. (If you'd like to know if I consider you a peer or an associate of mine, please email me and I'll let you know.)

Once I got past the feeling that it was gay for me to be even clicking on a gay site, I got comfortable with it and started reading, bypassing the decidedly and uniquely gay aspects and endorsements of the site. In fact, in writing this article I'm plagiarizing the shit out of this guy. But hey, I'll probably drive him some traffic so I'm sure it's all good.

Tantric Masturbation is about this thing called 'edging.' And I know it sounds gay and all, like 'cruising,' but it's really not. Edging refers to getting to the EDGE of cumming, a stroke or several away, and then staying there for a while. It goes by a lot of other names as well:

PEAKING = staying at the peak of arousal;
BRINKING = staying on the brink of cuming;
PLATEAUING = cruising on the Western Prairie of Bliss (I have no idea what's on the Eastern Prairie;
VERGING = surfing on the edge of the Wave of Bliss;
ENDORPHING = ever so gently stroking your Erotic Handle (I'm assuming that's your dick) to increase the flow of endorphins in your brain;
PROLONGED AROUSAL = staying aroused for a long, long time (me love you long, long time);
TANTRIC MASTURBATION = doing ALL the above!

So you can see, this ain't all about gay stuff. Not unless straight guys suddenly have no interest in enhanced, prolonged orgasms, which I kind of fucking doubt. And just so you know, this shit ain't just about jerking off... it's about fucking too! Not that I would know much about that lately, but that's another story and I think I'll stick with the Tantric applications of jerking off for now.

Ok, so I decided to apply some designer-lube, as well as a few of the principles and techniques of Tantric Masturbation--and I know this is probably more information than any of you wanted to know--but I think I'm getting my Chi back in order! (Now if I could only lose that weight and get into exercising I'd be at the top of my game.)

Better health through masturbation! What the fuck's better than that?

Practically nothing.






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