I know, I know, just yesterday I wrote this rather long, from-the-heart, diatribe about simplyjimmyd.com not being a gossip site.

Forget all that--at least for today. Today, just one day later, I'm writing some pure, unaduterated gossip that neatly fits the definition, i.e., I'm spreading rumors or facts of at least a semi-sensationalistic nature. Hey, I told you this shit changes from day to day. That's what happens when a website is written by a fickle fuck like me.

According to my sources, the Sin Twins, Taylor and Tyler Starr, have gone AWOL. If you're not up on military terms, AWOL is an acronym for Absent With Out Leave, in other words, they've disappeared, bolted, left, flown the coop, took off for parts unknown.

This is the second iteration of Sin Twins for Sin City. The first Sin Twins, Sasha and Misha, a couple of Russian siblings, left Sin City to join Anarchy Films when Anarchy left Sin City. Suddenly finding themselves twinless, Sin City set out to find replacements. And they did in the form of a pair of blonde, Texas twins.

Sin City has a reputation for being a family-oriented company--what with two sets of twins in their movies, and a father-and-son team.

In a recent press release, Sin City's resident spin doctor, Scott Stein, had this to say about the company's double-acquisition: "This is a slam dunk! From a promotional and marketing angle - this is a dream. The women are absolutely beautiful, intelligent, sexually uninhibited and of course - twins!"

Yeah, but if my sources are correct, Scotty-boy, you forgot to mention they're also "flakes."

All seemed well as Sin City found themselves back in the twin business. But it seems something's gone awry. I'm told it's been weeks since anyone at Sin City has been in touch with the Starr twins, and making matters worse, I'm told these sibling-sluts were paid for movies in advance. I'm even hearing the twins' manager/agent has also been unable to locate them.

So now it's double-trouble for SC's Justice League producing team. First they lost one set of twins, now they've lost a second. That's a twin-twins loss! Not to mention a number of thousands of dollars for pre-paid porn performances.

Maybe they should go for triplets next time around.

This site will now return to its usual status of not being a porn gossip site.




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