From half-way around the world, Misha and Sasha, the gorgeous, original, Sin Twins check in with JimmyD.

The Sin Twins write: "Dear Jimmy-- We always read your site and enjoy it very much.

Today you break the sad news that our replacements, the Trailer Park Twins, have run off with all of their Sin City contract money after only one scene. Our sympathy is with David (Sturman), who must now regret promoting El Presidente from the lower ranks to a position where his complete incompetence has proven very expensive indeed.

But don't be too quick to judge them David. We know what they must have been through. There isn't enough money in the world to make it worth blowing a certain senior employee of your's just to be called SIN TWINS.

For future reference, don't promote a man who needs to buy sex to get some, it might keep your company afloat!

Now, perhaps, he will understand that despite our regret we had no choice but to move with Anarchy Films when the split came. Whatever was said at the time, Rocky Black and family have always honoured their agreements and have earned our respect, something that nobody will ever attribute to Mr Justice. That's R_E_S_P_E_C_T , look it up Scott, we know the word will be unfamiliar to you.

The true reason for our departure owes much to our agreement that we would always work with the best technical talent available. Imagine then our horror to find ourselves stuck with that talentless, bullshitting hack, BUD LEE, or "Badly," as he is known in Europe. A man so devoid of intelligence that he managed to lose the case with all of the scripts in it within 2 minutes of arriving at Barcelona Airport. Sadly, this proved to be the high-point of his performance and it only degenerated further as the week went on.

We will not dwell further on the multitudes of embarassments due to his unprofessionalism, except to say that we understand the infirmaties of age, and whilst sympathising as he tumbles towards senility, we feel it proper to warn any prospective talent who might be currently suffering his repulsive advances, remember, if his lips are moving he is talking SHIT.

In closing, may we pass on our best wishes to the handful of souls left at Sin City who haven't found another job yet, and wish them well, especially the one who will be sacked to pay for this lastest cock-up.

And to the Missing LINK, El Presidente, some advice for your next job... IT'S BURGER, CHEESE THEN ONIONS AND PICKLE!

Try not to fuck it up this time.

all our love Jimmy D
Misha and Sasha

jimmyD sez: I got a woody just getting an email from these two hotties! If you want to see more of these two sizzling, sex-kittens, check them out in "London Shaggers," and other hot, new releases from Anarchy Films.




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