Reuters reports that cremations are becoming increasingly dangerous: "Dead people are increasingly going out with a bang ... the trend is posing serious occupational hazards for crematorium workers,..."

The article continues to say that "...next of kin and friends were adding to the problem by leaving explosive farewell tokens such as bottles of alcohol, ammunition cartridges and pieces of fireworks in the coffins."

Of most interest to porn people and their families is this part of the report: "...implants in women who have had cosmetic breast surgery were also known to have exploded during cremation."

Exploding tits! Jeez!!!

I'm not forecasting anyone's iminent death, but if some silcon-augmented pornstar suddenly goes, the family of the deceased should consider the possibilty of the potentially-lethal time bombs implanted in their loved one's uppper torso.

And how about all those recent reports in the news of nightclubs going up in flames? I sure wouldn't want to be getting drunk in one of them with any of a number of pornstars with big bolt-ons!

I remember a few years ago when Brad Armstrong did that big 'fire' movie for Wicked. That whole cast and crew should thank their lucky stars that a couple of girls didn't explode on the set!

Pornstars with augmented breasts should be very careful engaging in any number of day-to-day activities like cooking, singing around campfires, or having sex too close to an open flame. If some tragic, exploding, porn-tits tragedy happens someday, don't say I didn't warn you.



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