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RAVING GENE ROSS SPEAKS OUT
_POSTEDON 2002-04-10 14:36:18 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "I'm basically your average kinda guy. I come from humble beginnings and ended up in the porn biz. With that in mind, if we graphed my professional life it would be a downhill line. But that aside, there are moments amid my chronological arc of mediocrity that truly stand out, and today is one of them.
Over at the web site of my dear friend Gene Ross, the great Gino has once again made my day. Like in an earlier article on my site (Gene Ross Gives JimmyD Boffo Kudos), Gene again extolls my virtues as a pornalist. I mean, the guy says shit that I don't even get, but I gotta admit it sounds good.
Like when he says...
"Jimmy D is essentially dancing a very glib mambo with syntax. "
Damn! I'm good, no? Dancing a glib mambo with syntax? I think you gotta be a pretty good writer to do that, at least that's what someone told me.
(Pictured Here: Gene Ross trying his best to dance "a very glib mambo with syntax," like jimmyD does.)
Here's another exerpt:
"I've got to hand it to the guy. Jimmy D took what was basically a bleary-eyed tract of estimable worth about a low-end doofus Ponzi scheme and had you believing for one brief, shining moment that he had his hooks in some big game fish."
I think that pretty much beats the hell outa you other porn news guys! How many times have any of you had a 'brief shining moment" on your site? Like....maybe.......never?
"...you can hear the phone lines at New York Viking Press crackling with a pending book deal."
Well, that's a nice thought and all, Gene. And I wish it were true. But I'm still here for at least a little while longer.
"You (Jimmy D) being a Jimmy Breslin-type writer may have a more colorful metaphor..."
Ho Lee Shitsky! He's comparing me--mediocre nuthin' me--to this great New York columnist and author, Jimmy Breslin? Jimmy Breslin the "Damon Runyon Award" winner? (And a lotta other awards too!) I'm... well, I'm... humbled and stupefied and bewildered and happy and, well, thank you Gene.
Gosh, tiger, but don't you make me blush!
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