YOUR'S TRULY ON "DP TONIGHT" TONIGHT
_POSTEDON 2003-02-25 11:44:40 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "I get a chance to make a fool of myself in front of an internet audience on Digital Playground's "DP Tonight" webcast this evening.
Here's a piece of the press release Adella put out yesterday: "Digital Playground is thrilled to present the first official 'DP Tonight' broadcast, Tuesday, February 25th, at 7 PM. Our contract superstar, Devon, is co-hosting the show with the lovely Tabitha Stevens and you won't want to miss their personal interaction with the very lovely Felecia Fox, her friend Vandalia, and James DiGiorgio, comedic personality and author of SimplyJimmyD.com, as well as the legendary creator, writer, and director of VCA's highly acclaimed titles, "The Soporno's" and "Succubus."
Geez. I feel so fucking special. Check it out if you've already re-arranged your sock drawer and alphabetized your spice rack. Heres the URL-- DigitalPlayground.com
 In more important news, the Porn Bard, Alexander the Poet, has sent me his latest tome, although it's not about anything remotely porn. In this, his latest sonnet, the Porn Bard's lyrical pen postulates about facial hair.
"Facial Hair Styles" by Alexander The Poet 02.25.03
I can't seem to agree,
On a facial hair style,
One that, would most suit me
One that I'd keep, a while,
Facial hair, is manly,
While cleanshaven, is not,
But on the contrary,
Girls find cleanshaven, hot!
A mustache, is okay
If you are in Europe,
But in The States, it's gay
Oh it's the truth, yup yup!
But a goatee is cool,
But not, on everyone
On most black men, they rule,
But not, if you're Asian!
I think beards are the best
They cover up, the face
If you're ugly, it helps
It helps, in many ways!
So what did I decide?
To shave, or not to shave?
To show face or to hide?
Live in condo or cave?
I'll do both cause I could,
Because as my mom says,
Anything will look good,
On my beautiful face!
THE END
jimmyd sez: Now I'm confused, I don't know if I should shave off my gay mustache and Black goatee and go clean-shaven, or grow the shit out all over my face.
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