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_POSTEDON 2003-03-07 14:45:18 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "I got this email today from some guy who wants to know why Luke Ford seems to be sporting wood, or at least semi-wood, in the picture of him being pants'd by Kiki Daire.

SomeGuy writes: "JimmyD-- What's with Luke having a boner if you wanna call it that in that picture? Kiki just give him a lapdance or something like that?"

jimmyD sez: No SomeGuy, Kiki did not just give him a lapdance. Nor did she in any way (that I saw) provide any tactile stimulation to Luke's privates. I remember when this event took place and we were in the 'Green Room' (that's a showbiz term for a room where people hang out waiting to go on) and I'm pretty sure there wasn't even a naked bitch present.

And now that you've asked this, I'm asking myself, "Why DOES Lukey have a hard-on?" Is this his M.O. everytime he's on a porn set? Luke's been on a lot of my sets, and I've spent a fair amount of time speaking with him and now I'm wondering if everytime Luke and I had a conversation on a porn set, Luke also had a chubby in his pants? That would be so fucking gay! I don't think I can ever have a conversation with Luke again (on a porn set or anywhere there's women around) without wondering what's going on in his underwear. Worse, what if there's no women around and that stuff is still going on in his pants?

I hate to even think about this shit, but when SomeGuy brings it up, how can I help but think about it?

There's some parts of this business I really don't like and this is definitely one of them.


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