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SHOULD WE BOYCOTT FRENCH PORNSTARS?
_POSTEDON 2003-03-11 18:46:41 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "Let's face it, when it comes to putting on a patriotic image, the jizz bizz loves to dress itself up in red, white, and blue. And although we're mostly perceived by our countrymen and countrywomen as societal outlaws, moral misfits, miscreants, and carnies (albeit, most of us don't give a rats ass if that's how we're perceived), there's still that part of us that loves to jump on flag-waving, American bandwagons.
The reason is simple: We see ourselves as the grand defenders of the First Ammendment. And while the reasons we defend this important piece of the constitution are suspect in most person's eyes, we like to pretend this makes us some sort of true patriots. When the going gets tough for America... when it's enemies are on the attack... the jizz bizz is ready, willing, and more than able to jump into the fray, directing our armies of sluts to strip off their clothing and wave the flag.
Which brings me to all the French bashing that's currently so vogue amongst true patriots like us.
The congressional cafeteria recently removed "french fries" from the menus and replaced the item with "Freedom Fries." A bold and patriotic gesture if ever there was one! (I'm not sure if French toast has become "Freedom Toast.")
And why did the congressional cafeteria people make this change? Because the French government doesn't agree with our government on the issue of how to deal with Saddam Hussein.
Apparently the First Ammendment doesn't apply to anyone but real Americans---like pornographers.
So in the spirit of "Freedom Fries" I propose we do one of two things, we either ban and/or boycott French pornstars (Sorry Rebecca Lord, I love ya babe, and while it's not your fault you're French, the bottom line is you are), or we do some re-naming of our own.
Personally, I'd opt for the latter. And that's why I think from now on, all French pornstars, whores, and hookers be refered to as "Freedom Whores."
I don't know how many "Freedom Whores" currently work in the jizz bizz, only International Uber-Porn-Agent Mark Spiegler could possibly give us an estimate, but I'm sure we have more than a few.
So if some of you super porn-patriots out there are politically concerned about casting a French tart in your next porn epic, don't give it a second thought. They're not French whores anymore... they're now "Freedom Whores." And what sounds more patriotic than that?
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