If you're one of the half-dozen or so people in the U.S. who subscribe to XM Radio, you can catch me tonight on 'Playboy Radio with Juli and Tiffany.'

I know it's late notice to be hawking my appearance, but I thought I was going on tomorrow night. Guess that's what happens when you're a big porn celebrity trying to keep track of your dance card.

The show begins at 4:00 P.M. PST, and is broadcast live from beautiful, downtown Burbank, just like they used to do with 'Laugh In.' (Geez... I think I just dated myself.)

Of course, I'll be shamelessly plugging everything that has to do with me, but then, why else would I get in my car, drive all the away across the San Fernando Valley in fucked-up traffic, and sit for hours in a dark room with headphones on? Oh yeah, I forgot, I can gawk at Juli and Tiffany. And let me make this pledge right now: Even though it's radio, I'll be working hard at getting them two beautiful pieces of you know what naked. Cuz that's just the way I am.



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