Welcome to Simply Jimmy D
WARNING · Extreme Adult Content Discretion Advised        
Email Links

The Jizz Bizz Message Board

Main Menu
· Home
· Search
· Web Links

Visit Creative Image Management
Where Porn Stars Become Movie Stars!



Administrator Login.

Visit Little Vixens
LITTLE VIXENS - Live Video Chat and 1000's of Hot Pics!!!

Visit AVNinsider
For the Official Insider News of the Adult Industry

Visit AVN.com
For the Official OFFICIAL News of the Adult Industry

Visit LukeFord.com
For the Best 'Not Necessarily the News' Look at the Adult Industry

Visit SetGo.com
For the Best Love/Hate View of the Adult Industry

Visit MikeSouth.com
For the Best Self-Promoting White Trash Libertarian Hillbilly Take on the Adult Industry

Visit Pornblography.com
A Sin Spinner's feverish scrawlings about what else? The skin trade.

Visit SubVisionFilms.com
Porn-Noir at its best! Hosted by the very mysterioso, porn-auteur Slain Wayne.

Visit StunningCurves.com
The World of Porn and an online radio show too!

Visit Top Pro Talent
News and Information About the Best in the Biz!

Visit Adult DVD Talk
Adult DVD Talk, a community, a consortium, a consumer guide...

Visit FuckingGossip.com
FuckingGossip by some FuckingGuy who calls himself Eddie Tour

Visit PornoNewsNetwork
Adult News, pornstars, insider info, and a whole lot more!

Visit XXXPornTalk
No-Holds-Barred Porn Talk! Not for the politcally correct pornster.

_POSTEDON 2003-03-30 10:48:50 by jimmyd

Email jimmyd _writes "

Mark Kulkis, the hot dog munching CEO of Kick Ass Pictures, responded to my article about Mary Carey's tits in an email this morning. Mark has illuminated me on the subject of real vs. fake tits. And no, a guy 'illuminating' another guy is not a trendy name for a new, gay, sex practice.

Mark writes: "Jimmy-- To answer your rhetorical question – yes, a lot of guys do care whether a girl’s tits are real or fake. Guys like me. Have you ever had sex with a woman with fake tits, Jimmy? It just ain’t the same. In the back of your mind, there’s always that niggling fear that if you squeeze them too hard, they’re gonna burst like a water balloon. And when you’re sucking on her nipples, trying to turn her on, you’re always wondering, “Can she even feel this?” And when you’re giving her the ol’ one-guy cream pie, perhaps fantasizing about her fertile womb conceiving your child, you have to shudder at the mental image of a girl with implants trying to breast feed a kid. For all these reasons and more, I personally find it impossible to jerk off to a girl with fake tits. That’s why I refuse to use them in my movies. And from the fan mail I get, I can assure you that there are a lot of kooks like me out there with the same mental block. -- Mark Kulkis"

jimmyd sez: Thanks for enlightening me, Mark. A couple of comments: First off, I don't "niggle." Not in fear or in any other way. And if, in fact, I've ever "niggled," I can assure you, I had no idea I was "niggling," while I was possibly, uhmm, "niggling." Second, if and when the words “Can she even feel this?” ever enters my mind during sexual intercourse, it's usually got more to do with personal insecurity and penis size. Third, I don't think I've ever fantasized about "her fertile womb conceiving your (my) child," although I have often feared that might be taking place. And finally, although the mental image of some girl breast feeding a possible child of mine does not often enter my mind while I'm fucking said girl, I guess I can see where that might be food for thought for you and some of your kooks out there, especially if you're trying to drum up an image to prevent yourself from prematurely ejaculating. Personally, when I want to hold off from blowing a load, I usually call up the images of some of my favorite Looney Tunes characters, or sometimes I think about baseball.

If you'd like to comment on this story, here's a good place to do so.


Related links
· More about Email
· News by jimmyd

Most read story in Email:

Comments are owned by the poster. We aren't responsible for their content.


This site is Copyright © 2001-2002 Simply Jimmy D.