Again I find myself running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Who would of thought porn could be so time consuming? But you know, there's a lot of pervs out there who need their steady appetite for smut satisfied. And I guess fate somehow chose me to be one of those really 'lucky' guys who gets to serve up the porn-buffet. And when it comes to serving up these delectable dishes, I like to think of myself as something of an 'Iron Chef.'

And so, in my never-ending quest to provide barely legal teen flesh to a ravenous market, I give you yet another budding porn idol. (What? You thought only those other guys can shoot barely legal teen-sluts?)

This lil' hotties name is Cherry Poppens, and she's definitely my kind of pop tart.

I recently shot Cherry in a scene for Smash Pictures' "2YOUNG4U Too!" Marty Romano had the honors of plugging this young, red-head. We shot it at No-Ho's infamous Mid-Valley Studios. No-Ho, if you didn't know, is what they now call the downtown business district of North Hollywood. The studio is just a few blocks away from the 'Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.' Those are the people who hand out the Academy Awards. But I don't think there will be any Oscar-noms for this flick, even though there's definitely "arts" and "sciences" that go into the making of a skin flick. And it's not that this piece of smut ain't Oscar-worthy, I just think Hollywood may have a couple of flicks they'd prefer to honor over this one. Besides, they'd probably give one of those golden statues to Nic Andrews long before they thought of giving one to the likes of me. Just my guess, of course. I could be wrong. Stranger things have happened... well, maybe not that much stranger.

You might notice in the last photo of Cherry that I'm courteously, professionally, and thoughtfully pointing out to all of you that Cherry's carpet matches her drapes. In my line of work, I don't often see that kind of color coordination, and in this case it's all natural. You might also notice the look of total pleasure on Cherry's face as I point-at and touch the goodies-- that's the "JimmyD Touch!"

Look for "2YOUNG4U Too!" coming in July, from Smash Pictures.

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