A FEW THOUGHTS FROM A WASHED UP SLAG :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "I've spent a few minutes over the past few days pondering whether or not I should respond to Wanker Wang's recent, long-winded tirade on lukeford.com

Should I?

Should I not?

Should I?

Fuck it. I guess I should.

Here's a bit of what he wrote. I chose this part because it's partially directed at me.

Wanker Wang writes on LF.com: "...All you imbeciles in the gossip world who think they have a story and somehow I'm the mastermind or the brainwashed fool behind the sites, here's a clue. Give me the name of the girl who claims she fucked a derelict. Why art thou so afraid of coming forth? Why? Because she doesn't exist. From what I've gathered, it is third generation rumors, convoluted and distorted till it took on a life of it's own. Yeah, I've heard girls tell me the story. And when I got to the bottom of it, I was told that the girl who supposedly took part in it was also a complete mental case. After working for Max and doing some web-related work, she quit the business.

But, all you guys who think you're the highest standard of morality when you're nothing but a bunch of washed up slags take a basic rumor, run with it like it's a fact."

jimmyd sez: Wank, bro, let me clarify a few things, assuming I can since I'm an imbecile. As you know, I broke this shameful story. Whether or not you masterminded the incident in question is not important to me. I put the story out there--as I heard it--in hopes that something like it would not happen again. By the way, I did not hear the story in 'third generation rumor" form. And when I heard the story, you were not named as one of its participants. I also purposely protected the identity of the girl.

As you know, when I broke the story I did not name the masterminds behind the so-called 'bumfucks' site. Why? Because I didn't know who they were.

You say the girl in question is a "complete nutcase." I have no idea if that's true or not. I recently received a phone call from someone who claimed they had heard from one or more of the participants in the 'bumfucks' story that the whole thing was a publicity stunt put on by the girl in question. Whoever masterminded that little ruse is a bigger imbecile than I am. Because if that's true, and since the girl's name was never mentioned, I can't figure out how the supposed publicity would do her any good.

You also claim that this girl--whom I'm now guessing you believe you know who she is in spite of your challenge for her to come forth--has quit the business after working with Max. From what I've heard in the past, this ain't the first time a girl has re-thought her career in porn after working with Max. And for a girl to quit the business after working for Max is not, in my opinion, an indicator that she is a nutcase. In fact, it may be an indicator that she is anything but a nutcase. Of course, I'm still wondering how you can attribute this incident to this same girl, while you're at the same time either claiming she does not exist or, if she does, demanding she reveal herself.

This is all very confusing to me. One minute you're claiming she doesn't exist, the next you're calling for her to uncloak, then you're claiming she's quit the business. There seems to be so much hard work aimed at finding out who this girl is--not just on your part, but from more than a few places--I'm beginning to wonder if this was an isolated incident. Maybe the 'bumfucks' scenario has been played out numerous times and the only thing the participants can't figure out is which girl did the talking!

There's an old saying, Wank: "Let sleeping dogs lie." No one has publicly talked about this 'bumfucks' thing in a while until you brought it up again. But then, I guess you have your reasons, which I'm hoping wasn't induced by brewery products and possibly other distilled beverages. That would be really irresponsible.

A couple of final thoughts: I've never claimed to be someone with the "highest standard of morality." If I made such a claim, or if I believed this about myself, I don't imagine I would be working in this particular sewer. As for being a "washed up slag," I can only say if that's where I currently am in my professional life, I might take some satisfaction in the knowledge that being "washed up" in this business might be more substantial in some way than being someone who has never really been much of anything at all in this biz.

If you'd like to comment on this story, here's a good place to do so.

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