GENE ROSS UPS THE SENSATIONAL VALUE OF THE EXTREME BUST :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "Wow! And we thought all we had here with this Extreme bust was another government obscenity beef. But Gene Ross, former (or present, I'm not sure) Extreme employee, raises the sensationalistic ante on his brand-spanking-new website, LikeAPornPhoenix.com, I mean TheRealGeneRoss.com with the following--

"Gene sez: I hear things. The things that I'm hearing are that the Extreme bust has its roots in the state of Kentucky and that possibly, just possibly, a complaint was filed by the husband of a former porn star who worked for Extreme- a porn star who's been claiming, by the way, that she was raped and abused on the set of Tom Zupko's The Abyss. A revenge motif if you will. Supposedly the woman had contacted an industry lawyer some time ago who advised her that if she did file such a complaint, she'd never work again in the business. What I'm also hearing is that the complaint mentions three Extreme titles specifically, though I couldn't for the life of me tell you what those titles are at the moment."

Rape? Abuse? Revenge? Zupko? Sounds like a damn good made-for-cable movie! I can already hear the USA Network knocking on Rob Black's door.

And if what Gene hears is true, guess what *that* might mean? It might mean that the Federal Government has a whole new weapon in it's anti-porn arsenal--Abused, maligned, wronged, and pissed-off pornstars!

We're talking shock-and-awe here guys. And it might also mean the porn law of "omerta" has been busted wide open. Maybe some of you assholes oughta think about treating our women a little better, huh? Maybe it's "High Noon" for porn's ultimate sleazebags. Maybe Linda Lovelace is smiling from her grave?

And speaking of treating women a little better, I got the following email from Extreme's former webmaster, Wanker Wang, this morning.

Wanker Wang writes: "Jimmy, after reading your diatribe on the subject of 'washed up slags' and 'rumor mongering gossip whores', I would like to formally invite you to the next shoot for HOBOFUCK.COM."

(A jimmyd note: Just a small observation, bro-- I know you're a college grad and all. And I know you have a degree in writing. But you might want to know that punctuation marks always go inside of quotes. Just a little tip for your future writing endeavors.)

Wanker's email continues: "I never expected to get involved in a subject matter as insidious and evil as this but after reading all the posts in the past couple of weeks, I've been thoroughly inspired.

I want to shoot a porn cum bucket suck the juices out of a diseased derelict who's space between the balls and the assholes is riddled with infested boils. I want her to eat the boils, suck the pus out of them, and create pus pop shots all over her chin. If she swallows, she will earn an extra $5.00.

I think you will consider this novel idea so grand, so illustrious, so awesome, you may be enticed to begin directing for me on this site. I need an outsourced director of your uncanny abilities to create this magnanimous, uplifting tale of romance.

After all, as a social liberal, I care deeply about the sexual needs of the homeless and wish not only that they have a bite to eat on a daily basis, but that they have an avenue to get their nut off.

The invitation is open, JimmyD. After this, we can start on a dogfucker site. Find me a Great Dane and we will make millions. --The Artist Formerly known as Wanker Wang"

jimmyd sez: The "Artist Formerly Known as Wanker Wang" indeed! What the fuck happened to that nice Eskimo kid I used to know? Why do I keep getting this mental image of Wang, sitting on ventriloquist Khan Tusion's lap, Khan's hand under the back of Wang's shirt making Wang's mouth move?

Anyway, I guess I've strayed a bit off the original subject here; the subject being the Extreme bust. But the truth is, I don't know anymore than I did when I busted-out this story earlier this afternoon--except what Gene added--and who the fuck knows if what Gene is saying has any truth to it?

I guess we'll have to wait and see. I'll bet that ex-wrestler who was attacked by those two, large, black men would be giving the Feds a big thumbs-up right now...if he had any thumbs, that is. And what'd'ya think? Ya think Max Hardcore might contribute some money to the "Extreme Associates Defense Fund?" Oh, and one little side-note to whoever that industry lawyer is who supposedly told the raped and abused girl she'd never work in this business again if she ratted out Extreme for what she says happened to her: Nigger please! This is the jizz bizz. There ain't no such thing as someone doing something so wrong (or maybe in this case so right) that prevents them from ever working in the bizz bizz again. This is a business of whores and whoring. It's run by whores hiring whores to make products featuring whores. Does that say it all for ya Mister Big-Shot Industry Lawyer, or what?

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