DON'T BUY INTO THE KHAN JOB
_POSTEDON 2003-05-06 14:04:43 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "
It seems lukeford.com has a new columnist, and it's none other than Khan Tusion—the man behind Anabolic’s ill-fated “Rough Sex,” debacle, and now the overseer of the over-the-top websites “Midnightprowl.com,” and “Meatholes.com.”
In his latest column, a (he'd have you believe) kinder and gentler Khan answers an email submitted to LF.com.
“Ergi Ergi wrote: Mr Kahn Tusion I understand the pride you take in your work. I also hope you understand that there are people out there (whom you probably have no idea of) that are determined to see that you end up in jail. No matter how lawyered up you think you are, it will only take time. You will go to prison. Like the saying goes: "Its everyday for the thief, and just one day for the owner" regards eergi eergi
Khan Tusion Writes: Dear Ergi, You sound so anxious! Let me tell you my position, I do not believe what I do is against the law. I might be wrong, but I don't think so. One thing I do know is any private citizen hellbent on pursuing a vendetta against an individual is usually frowned upon by law enforcement officials. I don't want to go to prison. I view my stuff in the same context as any other disturbing content. Now I know that many porn fans are horrified that Crystal Ray enjoys submissive behavior, but I kinda like it. Why would someone believe that documenting submissive sex is against the law? Is prize fighting against the law? How about abuse and humiliation? Well you gotta go far for that.... try network television "Fear Factor?" Put it all together and what do have....the one, the only Khan Tusion. Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly concerned that I have offended and disturbed many people, on the other hand that is exactly what I set out to do. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting me, I 'm certain you'd be surprised as to the depth of my humanity. With that said....bring it on!
--- Khan Tusion, former Federal Prosecutor”
Jimmyd sez: Let me bring it on a bit, Khan. First off, what Ergi says in writing to you certainly doesn’t appear to be a vendetta of any sort, simply an expression of his opinion. You have a problem with that? I thought you were all about expressing opinions? You know, like the opinion that women are nothing more than meatholes worthy of only the vilest of acts perpetrated on them?
I think it’s most telling that you invoked “law enforcement” in your response to Eergi. What a fucking hypocrite! That statement alone should make you a pariah in most people’s eyes in this business. But then, in your sign-off, you mention you’re a former Federal Prosecutor, so I guess it all makes sense. Khan Brasco? Donny Tusion?
The fact that you’re suddenly and publicly responding to what people are saying about you and your degrading content says you’re probably starting to squirm a bit. Maybe a name change is in order? How about Khan-Vulsion?
The last time I saw you in print—an interview on RogReviews.com if I’m not mistaken--you had a very different attitude about your shit-- A very arrogant attitude; a very proud attitude. My, aren’t we becoming Khan-tradictory?
The Khan-voluted logic you attempt to apply to your stuff is pathetic and misleading. No matter how hard you try to intellectualize this. No matter how much you try to come off like a kindly porn version of Mr. Rogers, it simply doesn’t wash. This isn’t about women in submissive roles, as you’d like us all to believe. This is about women in victimized roles. And the women you abuse to satisfy your Khan-flicted, Khan-temptible, fantasies are just that—victims. Comparing your Khan-tent to mainstream, gutter-reality shows doesn’t absolve you in any way.
The “…one and only Khan Tusion,” you say? Thank God for small favors.
“I 'm certain you'd be surprised as to the depth of my humanity,” you go on to say? I’d be surprised if you have any sense of humanity at all.
Personally, I think you’re coming off like a lonely little man who finally found a place and an outlet for his demented, seriously fucked up, violent illusions. And now you're trying to validate them--justify them-- and it's simply... pathetic.
I don’t know if Eergi is right or not. But I certainly wouldn’t find it surprising if you eventually ended up being a Khan-vict. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to share a cell with some some big Bubba you put away when you were a Federal Prosecutor.
We’ll see then if you earn the name Khan Tusion.
(Editor's Note: The editorial staff of simplyjimmyd.com wishes to apologize to Mr. Rogers--even though he's no longer with us-- for bringing his good name and image into this shit just to make a sick point.)
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