To paraphrase Maurice Chevalier, "Thank heaven, for nasty girls!" Nasty girls keep me employed because nasty girls keep doing nasty stuff in front of my nasty camera so all us nasty guys can get our nasty rocks off!

But Joey, from AdultStarsManagement.com, sent me a letter today about a girl whom he touts as being the antithesis of nasty, at least in appearance and background. I'm assuming that, in this case, looks are deceiving. And when some director says, "action!" she'll instantly transform into as nasty a girl as we hope her to be.

Joey writes: "All of us adult porn directors, photographers, managers, and owners search for a girl from the middle of nowhere, hidden in a town with barely a population to even record it, and that pure and wholesome type that our parents always told us to marry. I can say that now there is such a girl like that and she has decided to go after her dreams and find her faith in the adult business. We are proud to say that 20 year old Bianca Mikkel, from Oklahoma is one of our exclusive models from Adult Stars Management. She will be arriving May 19th and will be here until June 9th for her first of many trips to the SoCal area. Since her arrival to ASM in the last four days, she has gotten a lot of attention. Sorry to say but her first 10 days are booked. She is doing solo, g/g, b/g. --SIncerely, Joey, Adult Stars Management, Inc."

jimmyd sez: You're right, Joey, she does have that wholesome, girl-next-door look: Her face is sweet and almost angelic, and she seems to exude virtue and purity in spite of all that skin she's flashing wearing only that mini-skirt and tube top. Yeah, Joey, you're right, I think my Mom would like me to marry her. But then, she's here, ain't she--She's here to do porn. And in spite of the fact she looks like the type who could easily go through life with a name like Chastity, please tell me she's actually a dirty little slut. If she's not, then I have to ask, "What's a nice girl like her doing in a place like this?"

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