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DE-VIRGINIZING TWINZ!
_POSTEDON 2003-05-08 14:45:12 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

I went to Walgreen's today to get some Coral Calcium because I've been sucked in by all the hoopla about how no one gets sick on Okinawa because they have all this coral calcium in their diet. While there, I noticed Walgreen's carries "Bassett's Candy Licourice Allsorts," which is about my favorite shit to eat when I'm fucked-up and get a sweet-tooth. You can't get this stuff anywhere anymore so I stocked up and bought a couple of bags of this licorice, tooth-rotting, pound-adding, munchy-satisfying, confection. Anyway, my phone rings and it's one of my fave girls in the biz, Kiki Daire.

Kiki's up in Reno at the Bunny Ranch doing her thing. We shot the shit for a couple of minutes. I asked when she's coming back because I have some work for her and she tells me probably next week and then we shot the shit for a little bit more. Then she tells she de-virginized some twins!

"What?" I asked.

"Yep," she says, "I de-virginized these twins who came a long way just for me and just to have me de-virginize them."

"Wow!" I said. "Listen, when you come back, can you stop by and let me interview you about this? I want the whole fucking story--all the details!"

"Sure," Kiki says, "As soon as I'm back we'll get together."

So that's all I have on this right now. Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking this is going to make a great story! I wasn't going to put anything on the site about this yet, but I couldn't resist at least mentioning it.

De-virginizing twins! I can't wait to hear this. This should be in HBO's next Bunny Ranch special.

If you'd like to comment on this story, here's a good place to do so.

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