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DREAM GODDESS REDUX
_POSTEDON 2003-05-22 16:27:44 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "I found some more pics of the 'Dream Goddess." I also found her name, at least the bullshit name she goes by when she sheds her clothes for a camera. It's Marina. Marina! And let me tell you something-- that's one fucking Marina I'd love to birth my boat in--even if it is only a dinghy.
Judging from the the pic on the left, I'm guessing she's from Eastern Europe. Maybe Hungary or the Czech Republic. One of Smash Pictures' capable directors, Jordan, lives and works over there. He shoots bodaciously beautiful babes for Smash Pictures' "Legal Skin" line. Although Jordan hasn't shot Marina for any of the "Legal Skin" volumes, I'm going to email our man Jordan and ask if he can find Marina. To find her for me... As a personal favor... director to director... man to man... pimp daddy to pimp daddy.
And I don't want Jordan to shoot Marina. Not at first at least. I just want him to ship her over here to me. Of course, if he can't do that, I DO want him to shoot her for "Legal Skin." I want him to dedicate an entire volume of "Legal Skin" to Marina. I want him to title it, "Legal Skin: Marina" and to put "Special JimmyD Collector's Edition" under the title.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this is a lame-ass publicity thing. You're thinking we've already shot Marina for "Legal Skin," and this is just bullshit to promote the product. But your'e wrong. I promise you're wrong. This is the real deal. This is purely my personal quest-- to find Marina. Of course, with my luck I'll find her and she'll turn out to be a stone-cold lesbian, or married with six kids, but I'm willing to risk that. I'm willing to live with that. I just want to know where in the world is Marina.
I also know something else you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking I'm losing it. You're thinking I'm obsessing. You're thinking I've finally lost touch with reality. But tell me this chic ain't hot. I dare you! Tell me this fucking goddess ain't the hottest thing you've seen in a very long time! Go on--tell me! And if you do tell me that, you're a fucking liar. You have no taste in women. You're blind. You're gay. You're a eunuch. You're dead and you just don't know it yet.
Ok. I feel better now. It's off my chest. It's out in the open. Just please... someone... anyone... Jordan... the King of Hungary... anyone... find Marina for me and make this grizzly, old, curmudgeonly pornographer a very happy man.
If you'd like to comment on this story, here's a good place to do so.
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