One part of my job I really like is when pretty young girls stop by my office to show me what they look like in their birthday suits.

Just today, 19-year-old Montreal teen, Emily DaVinci, stopped by and got naked for me. Hey! Someone's gotta sit here and deal with these girls!

Howard Stern's Kelbasa Queen can move the fuck over because I was told by Emily's manager, retired pornchic Chloe Dior, that Emily can deep throat an 11" dildo! Man-oh-fucking-man! Imagine what she can do with a dick in her mouth?

As my luck would have it, I didn't have an 11" dildo handy for a demonstration. And I definitely ain't packin' 11" (I'm lucky to work up slightly more than half that on a good day), so *that* kind of demonstration wasn't gonna take place--not that it probably would have even if I was packing eleven inches; which I ain't...not even close.

Emily, who has the sexiest French-Canadian accent, is in town for the month of June and part of July and she's ready to rock some boats! She can rock mine any time she wants-- Fuck it! I'd let her capsize my boat and I'd let her do it without even wearing a life-jacket! Cuz that's the kind of guy I am.

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