LUKE FORD, THE MEESE COMMISSION, GENE ROSS, KSEX RADIO, AND FUCK ME :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "Just to fill some cyberspace, I thought I’d share a few emails.

Big Lee writes in regarding the latest news from the “I Want to Beat the Crap Out of Luke Ford Club.” Lee writes: “I was thinkin if I was Ford, I'd be a little concerned about the whooze whoo he's been fuckin with and pissing off lately. This sissy looking fuck is getting in over his head and way outside his league. I figured along time ago, his game is to antagonize others and stir people up. He's sure as hell done that, but for what benefit, I don't understand. I don't like the fucker and the way he writes is pathetic. --Big Lee”

jimmyD sez: Big Lee, lemme tell ya—Lukey’s been in over his head since Day One. But for some reason, his head remains attached to the rest of his body. I once wrote, “…the only reason Luke Ford’s body hasn’t been found floating in the L.A. river is because there’s no water in the L.A. river.” You’re right in that Luke delights in pissing people off in this business. You’re also right that he’s a sissy-looking fuck. But apparently he prays enough to keep himself safe.

On the same subject, AVN’s Mark Kernes wrote in with: “You were way too soft on Ford. The guy's a blight, and when the next Meese Commission rolls around -- and I can feel it coming -- I expect he'll be #1 in the witness box. THAT, you can quote me on. –Kernes”

jimmyD sez: Okay Mark, I’ve quoted you on this. And I must admit I agree that if another Meese-style Commission rolls around--and it certainly may--Luke will make a fine witness for the Feds. But I also have to say that I think more than a few supposedly hardened, tough-guy pornographers will roll on other pornographers faster than you can say “cheese.”

And now for something completely different--Steve Cool writes in regarding Gene Ross and KSEX: “Hey Jimmy, I love your website. Answer me this question. Why is Gene Ross so obsessed with a god damned internet radio station?? Every story has to do with the goings and comings of KSEX. Does anyone really listen to this thing? Thanks. –Steve”

jimmyD sez: Steve, I’ve also noticed that somehow KSEX radio is mentioned in an inordinate number of stories on Gene’s site. And of course, there was that round of ass-kissing that went on with Holliday and Ross, and then Ross made a statement that firmly planted his lips on KSEX radio’s ass. I took a look at my crystal ball (Gene uses Tarot cards, I use a crystal ball), and it says there’s more to this than simply a matter of Gene being a big fan of KSEX. As far as listener demographics for KSEX, I haven’t a clue. My guess is that KSEX has at least as many listeners as your average Country-Western AM station in the more remote parts of Wyoming or Montana.

And finally, Carly “The Spinstress” Milne sent me a love letter proclaiming her undying devotion to me: “Hey Jimmy D, Fuck you! Xoxox Carly”

jimmyD sez: Thanks Carly, I needed that.

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