FAYNER'S FOLLY (CONTINUED) :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "Fayner writes on LukeFord.com:

“ABOUT HOLLIE’S DEMISE
Anyone who thinks Khan Tusion strangled Hollie to death in front of me while I snapped pictures is a fucking retard.”

Which then provoked more comments on LF.com’s message board:

Comments: ABOUT HOLLIE’S DEMISE

“No, you are the retard for posting that bullshit!” --Posted by Dumb Fukk

“Yeah I agree it wasn't funny, it made me feel a like ill and a monkey lost it wings that night, (sniffle). I still love the fact you have to post a message to those who actually thought you witnessed a snuff video , if it was true i would have to hire nic cage to track you and tony soprano down.” --Posted by smelly monkey

“Don't you get it? Nobody thought for a second that even you could be such a cold bastard. (But who knows in this industry today.) But do you think law enforcement gives a fuck whether you're joking or not? After a few million in legal bills, you'd wish you'd just slapped on a disclaimer on BEFORE you published this crapola. Still think that it's pretty sick that men feel the need to treat women that way -- and that women feel the need to take such abuse.” --Posted by whatthe hell

“Posting fake snuff photos is the porn equivalent of screaming fire in a crowded theater. How could anyone think this would be a funny idea? Someone please wrestle the "Biggest Idiot in Porn Award" away from Rob Black and present it to Scott Fayner.” --Posted by Steve P.

“Anyone, who thinks suffocating beautiful babes and picturing them, is THE fucking insane one! Suffocating a chick to the point of stopping breathing has no place in a porno news site!” --Posted by Belgalen

“I like the colour blue, it looks real pretty. im sorry i had to brake the tension somehow and this is the best i could come up with. It was supposed to be a dark humored joke and it went wrong thats all, its like when you laugh out loud at the movie glitter staring mariah carey, you know its wrong to laugh, in fact its wrong to be watching the movie glitter in the first place but its a mistake that we all have to make in life. Scott made a mistake probably whilst intoxicated, live and let live. Believe in the monkey. SM2003.
P.S Fayner get some more stuff on that canadian chick in purple lauren something, she is a site favorite.” --Posted by smelly monkey

“aw, come on fayner, you mean khan really didnt kill the bitch? FALSE ADVERTISING!” --Posted by killthebitch

JimmyD sez: I feel a prognostication coming on. It’s slowly materializing. It goes something like this: “All those pecking at the crumbs Khan Tusion leaves scattered about his feet will reap the whirlwind.”

I’ll get back to you when the true meaning of this becomes clearer.

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