I just read the article on AVN.com about Kris Kramsky’s auditioning practices, that is, his practice of charging $40 to audition.

"There were a couple of foreign girls who got upset. I am very sorry for this," Kramski said. "I don't think they had any call to complain and even less right to contact Hustler. I didn't force any of these girls to pay the 40 dollars. ? It's a minimal charge to participate in probably the most prestigious casting there is right now."

I don’t want to sound like a racist, but to quote Chris Rock, “Nigger please!” A charge to participate in the “most prestigious casting there is…?” How the fuck do some of these guys let their heads grow this big? Dude! It’s a fucking porno! And “prestigious” ain’t too common a word usually used in describing a porno—not yours, not anyone’s. And let me add, if Kramsky wasn’t French, he’d probably know something about rights—and those girls had every fucking right to contact Hustler.

Kramski continued, "For them to pay the 40 dollars to deliver a very substantial audition and to turn around and go back to Hustler asking for the $40 back is extremely unprofessional. One of the girls, and I won't quote her name, actually offered me to fuck her instead of the 40 bucks.”

Once again, “Nigger please!”

"When talent comes to me they have to understand that I am nothing more than an ambassador for Larry Flynt," Kramski told AVN.com.

I guess Larry doesn’t need to worry about having foot-in-their-mouths ambassadors like Kramsky since the LFP/Borg will probably assimilate everyone anyway. Hey! Maybe Larry should send Kramsky to Ohio to be his ambassador there. I’m sure the Buckeye prosecutors would love this French… I mean this Freedom Filmmaker.

More Kramsky: "As of May 24, 2003, when I had to expel a female talent from my set, I decided to carry with me on every one of my sets a framed photo of Larry Flynt. This photo is positioned in a strategic place on the set to remind talent at all times that they are working for the very man, that because of his actions, commitment and dedication, is now allowing them to legally earn a living sucking dick."

The only one sucking dick here is Kramsky—sucking Larry’s dick! And again, let me say, “Nigger please!” I’m not trying to negate Flynt’s accomplishments, but the shit he’s done that helped this business (in terms of legitimizing it), weren’t done because Larry’s some kind of porn philanthropist. Let’s a call a spade a spade here: Larry did it for Larry—end of story. And the girls on Larry’s sets who are spreading their legs for pay don’t owe Larry shit. They don’t need to participate in any Flynt worship; they don’t need to listen to anyone preach the Pledge of Flynt Allegiance; and they certainly don’t need to fuck at the altar of some rich pornographer staring out at them from a photograph while their trying to earn to pay the bills. If Kramsky wants to be some kind of Flynt apostle, that’s his business, but don’t push your LFP religion onto everyone else… it just don’t wash, and it makes both Kramsky and Larry Flynt and everyone at LFP look like a bunch of arrogant assholes.

Besides, what the fuck does Kramsky need that $40 for? Just recently he was talking about Hustler putting up almost a half-million for this skin flick.

Who’s bullshitting who?

Here's some free advice to the powers that be at LFP: Forbid your French boy from speaking to reporters-- He makes you all look like idiots.






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