Quasarman checks in with a rare cyber appearance.

The Q-Man writes: “Kramski is truly a sycophantic buffoon who can probably taste what Flynt had for dinner last night. Here's the bottom line however- No audition, be it for LFP or Dreamworks is so important that a stipend should be required. Kramski's head needs the service of a sharp pin prick to bring him back to reality. It's been a long time since someone in our business has exhibited behavior that has truly outraged me. I think the last time was when Nic Andrews ripped off every Hollywood cliché imaginable and tried to pass it off as talent. But anyways, back to Kramski...

Growing up in Canada, I was taught to hate the French. In retrospect, this was a valuable lesson. Tomorrow at lunch I will order a plate of "Freedom Fries" and tomorrow evening I may possibly "freedom kiss" my wife.

BTW. In the coming weeks I'll be shooting a great deal of pornographic product. Anyone who wants to "Audition" should bring a check or money order made out to CASH to the offices of Zero Tolerance. I'm paid extremely well for my services but I really want a Plasma Screen TV. Forty dollar contributions from a vast array of wannabe porn stars stupid enough to cough up the dough would be a step in the right direction.

After all, what we do is EXTREMELY important. A role in one of our movies could possibly lead to a role in a Red Light District movie... unless you've already shot for them in which case it could to a role in a Smash Pictures movie.... unless you've already shot for them, in which case it could lead to......ahhh, who cares. Your ass is probably too sore to work now anyway. --Regards, Quasarman"

jimmyD sez: If it’s any consolation, I don’t think Kramsky was born French; I think he adopted the French--then he opted for a Polish-sounding name--which both say something about his decision-making skills. If I’m not mistaken, he was born in Italy. But being of Italian descent myself, I would prefer he lays claim to belong to some other nationality: the French being my first choice for him, and probably the most logical for him. By the way, thanks for expanding my vocabulary: sycophant (n.) A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people. It's an especially useful word since the XXX industry is so bursting with sycophants. Now I can "Give it a name." (A cool line used a lot in the movie "Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead.")




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