I just screened Ice-T's “Pimpin 101,” from Fatt Entertainment. Well, I didn’t actually screen the whole tape because; well, because I thought it basically sucked. But that’s just me. I’m sure plenty of people will love this tape!

But if you ask me, Ice-T (who plays Detective Odafin Tutuola in Wolf Films/Universal Network Television's “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,”) should add the consumers of this video to his “Special Victims” list.

To be fair, I thought the title sequence was edited kind of cool. But for the most part, this shit is poorly done, and looks and sounds like your basic no-money-spent-on-it gonzo. Which is ok, I guess, if you have no money to spend. But this is Ice-T: Musician, actor, and celebrity. One would think he might spend more on his company's debut porn flick than what he probably spends on a routine Hollywood power lunch.

Ice-T is the show’s host. And Ice seems to have a pretty low opinion of women in general: they’re all out to take what they can from you, so you might as well treat the ho’s like shit and take what you want from them… then toss them out on their asses. (Like Rafe and Marty do in the movie after fucking some hooker in a limo.)

Great role modeling, Ice.

But then, this is porn. And we’re pornographers. And being a “role model” never was in the job description and most-likely never will be.

Consumer Tip: If you’re the kind of porn consumer who truly enjoys watching and listening to women being degraded, put-down, abused, treated like shit, and consistently described as “bitches” and “ho’s” and worse, this title might be just for you.

Personally, I’d rather be dazed and confused by the latest Michael epic, i.e., Raven and/or Ninn. At least they're pretty to look at.


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