Man, talk about being hard-up for something to write about! So with that in mind, here's my lead story for now : :Flynt Book From Friars Club on Ebay."

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

Of course, it is curious that I mentioned in my recent Larry-Flynt-gets-roasted-at-the-Friars article that I might put my autographed copy of Larry's book on the Ebay auction block. But someone beat me to it!

Here's how the book is described by the seller on Ebay: "I attended the friers club for the roast on Larry Flynt. One of the gifts they gave to the guest who purchased a $300.00 ticket to get in was his book "An Unseemly Man" which he autographed making this hard cover book a wonderful collectors item! I have two copies that I'm selling..."

Now we all know that no-fucking-way is that my Ebay item. First off, I know how to spell "Friars" correctly.

And if this was my book for sale I wouldn't have written my Ebay description in a way that made it read like the one guest who paid $300 to get in got the one and only copy of this book given at the roast; shit... everyone got one!

And be fucking advised that I only have one copy as I did not swipe an additional one from some poor fuck who spent $300 bucks to attend this momentous Friars Club roast.

I guess I'll just watch this auction and see what this book goes for. The opening bid is $50. No one has bid on it yet, but there is almost a week left for this auction.

If this item goes for anything more $50, I'm putting my copy of the book up for sale on Ebay.



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