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SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN' IN THE ALEXA RATINGS
_POSTEDON 2003-07-28 14:51:01 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "Lately, my site has been slippin' and slidin' in the Alexa ratings and I gotta tell ya it's a fucking relief!
And even though Alexa ratings don't mean shit. And I mean that, THEY DON'T MEAN SHIT! THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH TRAFFIC YOU GET! THEY ARE A FUCKING SHAM AND A SCAM AND IF YOU USE THEM FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN IMPRESSING RETARDS YOU ARE A RETARD YOURSELF.
Having got that off my chest, let me clue you in on a few things: First off, I was much happier when my Alexa rating hovered between 60,000 and 100,000. When my ratings sucked, I didn't feel so obliged to update. I did things at my own pace, which ain't exactly at a gallop. But then all of a sudden--for some reason--my ratings zoomed into the 20,000s and every fucking day I felt like I *HAD* to update.
And let me also tell you this-- you have no idea what that kind of pressure feels like. (Ok, maybe you do, but I feel better believing that you don't).
Anyway, Alexa was like having an albatross around my neck. And even though I wasn't making a dime off this site--and I still don't--I felt like it was my freaking job to update this site. Another God damn job! A hapless, rewardless, stress-promoting, fucked-up job!
But then, mercifully, my ratings slipped. And the more they slipped the less inclined I've felt to update. Also, Ebay has been eating into my simplyjimmyd.com computer time and since I make some money off of Ebay (this past weekend I did over $400 for selling a Roger Maris autographed baseball card and some Catalina Pottery, if you know what Catalina Pottery is), it's a 100% no-fucking-brainer deciding whether to spend time updating this shit or making some money on Ebay.
At this time, my Alexa rating is in the mid 30,000s and I'm actually hoping it will continue to slip.
So if you've been reading this site less often than you once did, please continue reading it less. And if you continue to be a regular reader do me a fucking favor and become an irregular reader.
Oh, by the way, I might break a story I have that connects a radical religious cult in Texas to the Penthouse Boutique story in Connecticut. No one else has this story, not even MSNBC or AVN. But then, I've still got more shit to list on Ebay. Plus, of course, I can't let my dazzling career as a porn director slip.
Decisions.... decisions....
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