You’ve no doubt heard the expression, “Payback’s a bitch!” But in this case, it should read, “Payback’s a pisser!”

It seems a certain well-known porn producer has been on the receiving end of some payback for being verbally (and otherwise) abusive to male talent. When this porn producer’s back is turned, people are pissing in his can of soft drink. I’ve heard this story now from a number of places and it’s said that not one, but two (and possibly more) meat-puppets have resorted to this payback strategy. And apparently they’ve taken great delight in watching this producer chug down his cold, refreshing drink, knowing it was spiked with their hot, frothy piss. I even heard a rumor that in one such incident the meat-puppet milked a few last drops of spooge from his dick (after completing a scene) and dribbled it into the porn producer’s beverage.

I’ve always felt it’s not a good idea to piss off people who are preparing your food. The likelihood of them spitting in it (or worse) is greatly increased when they are offended at your behavior. On porn sets, where men and women are routinely walking around naked, where the release of certain bodily fluids are not always performed privately, and where food and beverages are sitting out vulnerable to foul, vengeful attacks, you’d think everyone would exercise a bit of restraint when it comes to pissing people off and/or offending them. But apparently some don’t consider the risk they’re at, or believe others would not have the balls to mount such an attack.

This should serve as a warning and a lesson to all producers and directors out there who treat people like shit. You like dishing out shit? You might end up unknowingly eating some with a urine chaser… or maybe something worse!



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