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ADVICE TO CALIFORNIA: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
_POSTEDON 2003-08-01 14:13:38 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

I guess Iíve underestimated Larry Flynt and the LFP/Borg. In the past, Iíve written a bunch of stuff about them trying to assimilate the jizz biz. What I didnít know (and who wouldíve known?) was that Larry and the Borg want to assimilate the entire State of California!

And now Iím concerned it wonít end there. Iím distressed thinking that resistance might be more futile than I ever dreamed it could be! Iím afraid that Larry and the Borg want to assimilate the whole fucking world!

This is from the Associate Press:

Friday, August 01, 2003

LOS ANGELES - Porn king Larry Flynt wants to rule California.

(jimmyD sez: Thatís a fucking understatement.)

The Hustler magazine publisher has filed initial paperwork to run in the gubernatorial recall election and says he may spend a large amount of his own money if people take his candidacy seriously.

(jimmyD sez: Larry and the Borg have plenty of fucking money, thatís for sure.)

The registered Democrat, civil libertarian and free speech advocate said he'd solve California's budget woes by expanding slot machine gambling. His holdings include several casinos.

(jimmyD sez: Just like a true pornographer: Larry ainít doiní nothiní if there ainít something in it for Larry.)

"California is the most progressive state in the union," said Flynt, 61. "I don't think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor."

(jimmyD sez: Au contraire, Mr. Flynt-- Iíd fucking mind! Iíve been working with smut peddlers for about a decade-- the government's corrupt enough already without letting any big-time pornographers in; no offense, bro.)

Flynt had not yet paid the $3,500 filing fee by Thursday afternoon, according to the California Secretary of State Web site.

(jimmyD sez: Just like a porn king: Heís gonna see if he can string the state out for 90 to 180 days before paying his bill.)

More than 250 people statewide have taken the very first step of filing the paperwork with county registrars, according to the site. Other quirky candidates include several men named Gray Davis and Angelyne, the blonde, buxom artist made famous by her depiction on numerous Hollywood billboards.

To get on the Oct. 7 ballot, declared candidates also need at least 65 signatures from voters registered in their party.

jimmyD sez: I used to know Angelyne before she was the ďbuxom artist made famous by her depiction on numerous Hollywood billboards.Ē She was an actress friend of my ex-wifeís and used to come over to the house. I always wanted to fuck her. But that was before she became ridiculous looking.

Back to Larryís bid for power-- The scariest thing about Larry going into politics is that if he succeeds, Kris Kramsky might actually become some kind of ambassador!





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