In this cyber-world we live in it's easy to forget what it's like to get real mail instead of email. And I'm not talking about the bills or junk mail your postman usually delivers, I'm talking about real mail from a real person. It's kinda cool! In fact, I forgot how cool it is.

Here's what I got today, along with the photo montage you see above. The photo and letter is from a wannabe porn slut named Kari Beth and here's what she had to say (written on the back of the 8x10 photo montage in bright red ink!)

Kari Beth writes: "Dear JimmyD, Hi! My name is Kari Beth. I am looking to get into the adult industry. I've been a dancer so I'm very flexible and have had standing ovations off working the pole."

(jimmyd sez: I think she means the pole they have on strip club stages, not the pole between a man's legs. But who knows? Maybe she means both!)

Kari continues: "I'm tired of working the pole. What I really wanna do is fuck! Sorry to be blunt. i am 4'10" with blonde hair. I have green eyes and weigh 105. I have been told my ass is like no other and my pussy has brought men to drive from Georgia to Tennessee cause they heard about it! (Meaning) My pussy is very unique. I've yet to ever have a complaint. My pussy lips kiss and hug you back by wrapping around a dick. I would love to experience a gangbang and more than one man at a time. I can suck a dick too. I know you get a lot of B.S. but I don't want you to pass me up. I am taking the time to write to you personally. I beleive in myself and even though money is important I am in it for the fun A LOT more than the money. I have enclosed a few pictures (ha ha). I just wanted you to get an idea. I am from Tennessee with an East Tennessee accent. I hope you take the time to look and check me out. Thank you very much, Kari Beth"

JimmyD sez: Kari Beth also left me contact info which I'm not going to share with the world, or worse, with Bryan Sullivan. And you know what? I think I'm going to call Kari if for no other reason than I want to know what an East Tennessee accent vs. a Tennessee accent sounds like. And, of course, I am a tad interested in hearing about that pussy that can cause a man to hop in his car in Georgia and drive all the way to Tennessee. It must be some fucking pussy!







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