Wow! I smell a Made-for-TV movie. Something along the lines of “Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?” Maybe they’ll call it “Who is Raping the Great Pornstars of America?” And then it could be subtitled, “The Ron Jeremy Story.” I know, I know, that’s a stretch. I just felt I needed to make a food connection. Get it? Chefs… Food… Pornstars… Sex… Ron Jeremy.

Now look people, I have no clue whether Ron Jeremy is a serial rapist or not. And I’m certainly not about to call anyone a liar. I know Ronnie and I know some of his accusers. Ron Jeremy does not strike me as a rapist, unless you’re talking about raping a buffet line. But then, some of the girls who are accusing him don’t strike me as liars or worse either. So what we have here is a genuine mystery.

There are, however, a few things I’m pretty sure I do know. Contrary to what Ginger Lynn says, I’m pretty confident there hasn’t been some giant, Ron Jeremy cover-up on a global, porn-world scale. I’ve been in this biz for more than a decade and no one--NO ONE-- has ever asked me to keep my mouth shut about something as lurid as the Hedgehog raping women. Mostly, in the jizz biz (and only on very rare occasions), if someone asks you to keep your mouth shut about something, the something usually has to do with money and someone screwing someone out of it, or it has to do with the private life of someone in the jizz biz who wants their life kept private. But also remember that secrets are generally not well-kept in this business which makes me wonder how Ron Jeremy could be going around raping lots of women for a long time and I never heard a fucking word about it.

Also remember that ( for the most part) pornographers LOVE to gossip! They—make that we-- LOVE to talk shit about each other. And also remember something else about pornographers: We love to fucking lie. That’s right! Lying and/or taking the truth and turning into chopmeat is practically the national pastime for pornographers. That’s not to say I’m saying anyone’s lying here. I’m just saying there’s a lot of lying that goes on in the porn biz in general if you get what I’m saying. And please believe me, I’m not lying about this!

Of course, there’s liars and there’s liars. And in the XXX industry the most consummate liars are generally Israelis, which neither Ronnie nor his accusers are. I know that sounds bigoted--maybe some would even say it sounds anti-Semitic-- but bigotry and anti-Semitism aside, the fact is it's true. We have a saying here in our little, Bill Margold-christened 'Playpen of the Damned' -- we sometimes say about someone, “He (or she) has Israeli Disease.” And if someone asks just what Israeli Disease is? We tell them: “Israeli Disease is where every time his (or her) lips move, they lie.”

But again, and please believe me about this, I’m not saying anyone is lying here! Although we all must face the plain naked truth that someone is… lying that is.

So the big, BIG million-dollar question is: “Who is lying?”

P.S. Don't expect this story to take on the magnitude of the Kobe Bryant rape story. Don't even expect it to make it to page two in the Valley papers. Cuz you see, in the grand scheme of things when it comes to shit goin on in this fucking business--this kind of shit that is--the rest of world could basically give a shit less. Of course, that's just my humble opinion.

P.P.S. I think I should put up another scientific poll and see what everyone thinks. Yeah, I'm gonna do that... in fact, by the time you read this, it's probably already there. So take a minute to cast your polling vote.



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