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YOU DON'T NEED TO BE THE LFP/BORG TO BUY JILL KELLY
_POSTEDON 2003-09-03 13:25:41 by jimmyd

The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "

According to CNNMoney , Jill Kelly Productions Holding is worth nothingÖ nadaÖ zilch! So Iím thinking maybe this is an opportunity for someone other than LFP (Larry Flynt Publications) to act in a Borg-like manner.

What? You donít have Larry Flyntís money but youíd like to acquire a porn company the way Larry did with VCA? No problem! Just buy all of Jill Kellyís stock. I think they call that an LBO (Leveraged Buy-Out). And the really sweet thing about this deal is it wonít hardly cost you shit! Iím thinking I might buy the company myself. Hell, I hardly have shit, but the shit I do have is probably enough to buy Jill Kelly considering itís trading for nothing!

Man! American capitalism: You gotta love it! Where else can you own your very own porn company for nothing down and without making any payments at all?

But come to think of it, isn't that how some other porn companies got started? Without any money and then not paying anyone?

Hey Jill! Resistance is futile, baby!




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