Man! Talk about a tempest in a teapot! Two grumpy old men, Bill Margold and Jim Holliday, have thrown down the gauntlet challenging AVN to a duel in the sun over XRCO proprietorship. (Apparently, Bill and Jim have squatter’s rights on the organization) You can read this latest bit of existentialistic porn-comedy over at AdultFYI

So why is the dynamic comedy duo of Margold and Holliday throwing such a hissy fit over all this? Well, I’ll take a stab at an answer: They have nothing better to do... and they probably enjoy appearing like they’re latest little quarrel with AVN (or anyone else for that matter) actually matters in the grand scheme of things.

Seriously, though, it’s always funny when these little porn squabbles are played out over the internet with the customary name-calling and petty swipes. Hey guys! Here’s a thought: How about you just call someone over at AVN and discuss your concerns?

Oh yeah, I forgot… this is the jizz biz run by what we like to call “porn logic.” And “porn logic” dictates that the shortest distance between two points is a very wide semi-circle.




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