This is so fucking funny! Jim Holliday has taken me to task on AdulFYI.com. And actually, I was hoping for a more intelligent response. I suppose you can take the boy out of the backwoods, but you can’t take the backwoods out of the boy.

According to AdultFYI, Jim Holliday had this to say about JimmyD (that’s me) and about some stuff I wrote on my website (that’s the website you’re reading right now), and apparently even some stuff written elsewhere that he credits to me.

Holliday says: "Let me tell you what, Jimbo, what I do is none of your business, you pathetic, jealous loser. The only thing you got straight is that VCA and Hustler employ me even though you reported that they wouldn't."

Jimmyd sez: Actually, Jim, you made it everyone’s business when you went public with your megalomaniacal statements. And by the way, I never mentioned that you’re employed by VCA or Hustler in my article (go back and read it again, my man). And I’ll bet they would prefer you kept them out of this… as *I* did. I'll admit, however, I refered to you as “long-time VCA director Jim Holliday,” which says nothing about your current employment. Hustler’s name--and I’ll say it again--was never mentioned in my article. Maybe you should give an interview to AVN about this? That little ploy sure worked out well for Kris Kramsky.

Holliday continues: "They don't employ you and you seem to be continually bitter about that. Bitter, bitter, bitter that VCA doesn't hire you."

jimmyD sez: If you must pry into my private business, Jim, let me assure you I haven't made a single attempt to work for VCA in years. I work steadily for others. My plates full. And I see you routinely keep your plate that way as well! Try high-protein and low-carbs… I have a similar problem, albeit not as…uhmmm… large a problem. But that aside, hi-pro/lo-carb is working for me.

Holliday continues: "Address your comments to Rob, not me. Frankly, you seem about as obsessed as certain cum dumpster editor or, the very least, applying for the job. Or is all of this because you didn't get the exclusive given to adultfyi.com and had to resort to writing about this on a tertiary level?"

Jimmyd sez: The exclusive what? The “exclusive” on your arrogant, ego-driven, threats against talent? The exclusive on your ridiculous rant about charging talent money to work for you? Take another hit on that crack pipe, Jim. And who’s this “cum dumpster editor” you’re talking about?

Holliday continues his intellectual attack: "As far as my comments to adultyfyi, you don't know jack shit about jack shit because I never went into the specifics about what I'm going to do."

Jimmyd sez: Actually, big guy, from what was written in that article on AdultFYI, you were quite specific. And you know what? I’ll bet your keepers won’t be too thrilled with you should you proceed with—specifically—what you said you want to do. As far as me not knowing “jack shit about jack shit?” Isn’t that a double-negative?

Hollday goes on: "You're speculating with the same mindless piffle that caused you to write, "The VCA directors must look for the long holiday?" Think I didn't know that wasn't me?"

JimmyD sez: Jim! C'mon man! When you say you thought I "didn't" know something "wasn’t," you're falling into that double-negative trap again! Bro! You're speaking publicly when you're quoted on these websites. Try and sound like you can construct a sentence, will ya? But I shant dwell on semantics. The truth is, I don’t remember writing that particular sentence… in fact, I think you might be attributing something to me that was penned by another. Again, your ego is getting the better of you, Jim... I could recommend a good therapist if you'd like?

Holliday: "Let me assure you, pal. The transition came. Not only am I here, you might want to check on your claim that my numbers aren't quite what they are because, indeed, they are, you beyond pathetic loser."

JimmyD sez: Now you’re really showing your paranoia, pal. I’m confident—make that positive-- I’ve never written a word about your “numbers,” unless you’re speaking of your weight. And if so, you’re right: those are some BIG fucking numbers! And if by “transition” you’re speaking of LFP acquiring VCA, well, if I were you I wouldn’t assume the “transition” is a moot point. But that’s just speculation on my part.

Holliday then segues to a completely different subject: HIMSELF (i.e., his favorite subject). And can you believe this clever segue allows Tubby the Blowhard to toot his own tuba? I guess if you know the man, you do... believe it that is.

Holliday seques: "How about one of your movies versus one of my movies? At least my titles sell. Maybe I got $4,000 more on a budget, but try 4 to 1, maybe 5 to 1 on a good day, me versus you- you just got outsold. In a period of 15 years, name five people who have sold stronger.""You talk about discrimination? This business is predicated on the fact that women are going to be higher earners than men. Men have to prove their worth to perform."

JimmyD sez: And that has… uhmm… just what to do with the issue of you charging talent deposit money for the privilege of working for you? Let's stay on topic, shall we, Jim? By the way, here’s some more advice,-- You might want to consider proving your own “worth” in regards to opening that dumb fucking mouth of your’s in a public forum before doing so again.

Then in the AdultFYI article, Gene Ross apparently felt a writer’s compulsion to put in his two-cents worth.

Gene sez: "As far as Jimmy D's charges about discrimination go, every practice in this business from boxcovers to content is discriminatory. The prettiest girls get the boxcovers. The prettiest girls charge the highest rates. Girls who do anal tend to get hired over those who do not. I guess we could go on and on with this."

And to Gene's commentary, JimmyD feels compelled to say: Gino… I like ya man, but you don’t know “jack shit about jack shit” about this. That’s not discrimination, that’s life, pal. Just like the smartest engineer gets the job or the most gifted writer gets the book sold. That’s not discrimination, that’s survival; that’s the cream rising to the top. Why don’t you actually learn something about what constitutes discrimination in the workplace before tasting your toes, my friend.

God Damn! I love a good cyber-feud! It excites me… I think I’m going to go jerk off now.




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