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THE MIKE SOUTH, WANKUS, AND KEVIN MOORE SHOW
_POSTEDON 2003-12-11 14:31:30 by jimmyd

jimmyD's Opinion jimmyd _writes "I woulda kept my trap shut on this one, but since my name got dragged into itóalbeit merely as a side-comment by one of the contestants in this latest little porn tempestóI guess Iíll put my two cents in.

Iím talking about the mini-bru-ha-ha thatís evolved out of the ďeveryone pays to get into the KSEX awards show even if youíre covering it for the porn pressĒ rule and the subsequent war-of-words between Mike South (MikeSouth.com) and Wankus (AdultFYI.com and KSEXRadio.com).

Hereís what happened according to what Iíve heard. Wankus decided everyone would have to pay regardless of why they were there or who they were representing. Hey! It was his party so I guess that would be his call, right? I assume this didnít include award nominees, but ya never knowÖ I doubt KSEX Radio generates all that much advertiser revenue so itís possible everyone had to payÖ. everyone meaning everyone.

So along comes Kevin Moore (StunningCurves.com) who shows up allegedly representing AVN and gets told he needs to cough up some dough. Now Kevinís a nice kid. I've known him a while. He's pretty harmless from what I've seen although I hear heís seriously sexually demented--but so are a lot of you! Big deal, right? Anyway, Kevin gets told he has to reach in his pocket regardless of who heís there for. So Kevin decided to decline Wankusí kind invitation to contribute to the KSEX charity fund, and instead, decided to bail.

Now hereís where my name comes into it: Mike South writes some stuff on his site in response to an email Kevin sent to Mike regarding this oh-so-important misunderstanding, ďKevin, yer a magnanimous fellow. Had it been me I wouldn't be quite so kind about it, and imagine what JimmyD would have done...hell he went nutz over being denied a press pass to internext, I ain't tellin him I got em...Ē

So Iím sitting here trying to imagineóas Mike tries to imagineówhat indeed *I* would have done had it been me being told by Wankus to reach for my wallet. And letís get something straight: I didnít go ďnutzĒ because AVN denied me press credentials for Internext. I merely used the opportunity to write an essay on the importance (or lack of importance) and meaning (or lack of meaning) of RULES in the jizz biz. That ainít going ďnutz;Ē thatís simply a writer writing about something that interests him based on personal experience. And just so ya know, I donít have a problem in the freakin' world with AVN or anyone at AVN. And further, now that Iíve utilized the unique opportunity AVN afforded me to write about something that I think matters, Iím confident everything will be okay as far as my attending Internext goes, regardless of the capacity in which I attend the event.

But thatís another matter. Right now I'm writing about Wankus and South and Kevin Moore and hereís how I see it:

Wankus made a rule and stuck to his rule. Like I said, it was his party. And even though I have my own opinion about rules in this business (which you can read about in an article a couple of articles before this one). I believe Wankus can make his own rules regardless of whether I or anyone else thinks they're kind of fucked up. And I ain't saying Wankus' rules are fucked up, I'm only saying some people--maybe even including me or maybe not--might think they are. Now Kevin Moore, on the other hand, made a decision based on Wankus' rules that was his to make and he acted on it. That was Kevinís business... maybe Kevin has opinions about rules in the jizz biz that are similar to mine. And then Mike South stuck his nose into the whole thing, got some of his facts wrong, got called on it by Wankus, and now says something to effect that it was no big deal plus everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

I guess Iíll buy that. It certainly was no big deal. I mean, c'mon... the KSEX Awards??? Plus Mike lives about three-thousand miles away from most of the stories he covers. Heís bound to get shit wrong-- heís bound to get it wrong on a regular basis. In fact, itís a wonder he ever gets anything right.

But Iím not writing this shit to bag on Mike or queston the wisdom of Wankus. Iím writing this to answer the question, ďImagine what JimmyD would have done?Ē

Now since itís after-the-fact and since I didnít actually go, it would be easy for me to lay claim to almost any response on my part. I could say I would have told Wankus to go fuck himself and shove his bullshit little awards party up his internet DJíing asshole. I could say I would have said nothing and gone back to my computer and written up a completely fictitious account of the KSEX Awards show and bagged the fuck out of it. I could even say I would have simply ignored Wankusí payola demand and crashed the fucking door. But the truth is, I probably would have coughed up the lousy twenty bucks or whatever it was, gone in, took some digital stills, and then made some humor about it (at the expense of as many of the attendeeís as possible) on my site. Cuz, you know, that's how I am.

So there ya go. Happy Mike? That answer it for ya?

Oh, and Wankus, if I might be so bold to make a small observation: yer beginning to sound like a senior White House official trying to explain off the latest Bush Bullshit. Chill out, man. Itís all good. It ain't global politics... Itís fucking porn for Chrissakes!




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