Once again, I hate being so fucking right even if the way it turned out that I'm right isn't exactly the way I thought it would happen that I'd be right.

KSEXradio.com program director, Wankus, has canned Steve Seidman for a month over comments Seidman made about AVN.

"Scott Ross is a cocksucker. AVN can go shove everything up their own ass," Seidman is quoted as saying in an AdultFYI.com article penned by Gene Ross.

“I have a big freakin’ mouth,” Program Director Wankus said, “but I also know that there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed. Whatever Steve’s problem with Scott Ross is DOES NOT reflect the opinions or beliefs of KSEXradio.com. While we don’t censor our PJs, there are times that people can take the forum we provide too seriously.”

Personally, I figured Seidman would have resigned his "Dee and the Fat Men" show co-hosting chores over the whole Dennis Hof thing. Short of that, I even thought Harry "Morley Safer" Weiss might have worked to can Seidman over Seidman's shocking and surprising Frank Pentangelie impression during last Thursday's show. But nope-- I was wrong about how Seidman would lose his co-host job, even though I was right that it probably WOULD happen.

So I suppose for the next month (or longer if Seidman decides not to return) the show will be called "Dee and the Fat Man," unless another man of substantial girth is found to fill Seidman's shoes and, uhmm... waist size.

I don't know if this will really mean much to Mister Softie's (Seidman) quality-of-life as I'm pretty sure PJ's at KSEX don't make enough to afford more than an occasional Starbucks Grande Mocha Latte Frappacino. And I don't know what this will mean for the "Dee and the Fat Man" show as now there will just be Dee and her near-perfect body gracing the video transmission, and mostly Haryy "Morley" Weiss and his glib one-liners for the audio portion... which I'm not so sure isn't the way it's been all along anyway.

I guess we'll all have to tune in this Thursday at 5:00 P.M. to see and hear if the show will have any substance sans Seidman.

Another thought that I've already had (in a previous article) is this: What happens if Dee doesn't show up for a show during the next month? Will it simply be "The Fat Man" show starring Morley Weiss?

I guess only time will tell.

***UPDATE***

Harry Weiss, who just might be the only person who reads this site judging by the frequency of his rebuttals, writes in again to rebut this article.

Mr. Weiss writes: "I would like to state for the record that while I might not always agree with the opinions and comments of my co-hosts on KSEX Radio's Dee & The Fatmen, I do support Dee and Porno Steve 100%. The show began as the only KSEX three host show, and I expect it to continue that way, despite the "dead pool" references made by Jimmy D. I believe that our show is interesting and entertaining because of the three unique personalities of the team. The porn jockey's on KSEX do our shows as a labor of love. It takes serious commitment (some of us should be committed) to take the time to put together a show every week for what amounts to gas money. Until his return, we will leave the light on for Porno Steve. However, should Porno Steve Seidman not be available or elect to leave the show, due to other obligations, Jimmy D's ample girth would allow him to be the Shemp to Seidman's Curly. --Harry L. Weiss"

JimmyD sez: And I'd also like to state for the record that it certainly does seem like you and Steve have a serious and committed relationship. I guess we'll all spend the next month with abated breath waiting to see if Steve re-assumes his fat man status on the show. I'd also like to state, although I'd like to state if off the record, I'm down about 40 pounds or so and still counting: High protein/low carbs, babe. Give it a try... it works! And just so ya know, as a Curly replacement I think I'd make a better Curley Joe than a Shemp. But that's just my opinion. By the way, if Steve was Curly, you're saying what? You're Moe and Dee's Larry? I just want to make sure I got my facts right.







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