I hate it when people beg unless it's some hot chic and she's naked and on her knees in front of me begging for... well, you get the idea. Of course, that doesn't happen too often so for me to say "I hate it when people beg!" still, for the most part, applies.

And you know why I hate it when people beg? Because I'm a fucking soft touch. That's right, flattery and begging (beggery?) goes a long way with me.

Like today when I get this email from Robert "Mister Rogers" Lombard and he's begging me to put up his latest press release.

Now anyone who reads this site regularly (which is probably a very, very small number of people) knows that I don't like putting up press releases. As a rule, I'd rather say "Fuck it!" to updating the site than to spend my valuable time putting up a freaking press release.

But Robert begged... Well, it was more like whining than begging which, by the way, he does really well because I think whining is a common Jewish trait although I think it's mostly practiced by Jewish women when they either don't want sex or they want new jewelry. So what the fuck: Here's Lombard's latest press release:

CHLOE LANDS MAINSTREAM SERIES LEAD

Robert Lombard, of Creative Image Management, completes casting on MRG Entertainment's new late night cable series, "SEXUAL HEALING" which stars multiple AVN nominee and award winner, CHLOE.

CHLOE plays Dr. Rachel Wilson a sexual therapist who performs house calls. Becoming the advisor and sometimes-sexual surrogate in each episode.

The series also stars, well-known adult stars, in Guest Lead roles, SYREN, AVA VINCENT, NICOLE SHERIDAN, DRU BERRYMORE, WENDY DIVINE, BROOKE HUNTER, TJ HART, KAYLYNN, MICHELLE LAY, MONIQUE ALEXANDER, DOLORIAN, KERI WINDSOR, GINA RYDER, FELICIA FOX, ARIA, JACKLYN LICK, VENUS, KELLI TYLER, EVAN STONE, RANDY SPEARS, STEVEN ST. CROIX, DALE DaBONE and ERIC MASTERSON. Along with mainstream talent, Beverly Lynn, Brad Bartram, Frank Harper, well-known adult director AXEL ("I invented the 'G' spot") BRAUN, Jack Ketchmark and Matt Dalipaz.

"SEXUAL HEALING" was filmed entirely on location over two and half consecutive weeks in seven different private residences throughout the Los Angeles area and will premier on DirecTV, BSkyB and HBO Latin in 2004.

Robert Lombard would like to thank the adult talent community for their continued desire to gain additional exposure in late night cable programs and making themselves available for these projects over this past year. And above all a special thanks to the adult news sites for their support in my on-going efforts.

May your HOLIDAY season be filled with love and surprises!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Robert Lombard
Director of Talent



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