As if being major players in both the X-Rated home video, and professional wrestling markets weren't enough, Extreme Associates announced today a major push into the lucrative home video exercise market.

Their first tape, "ABS of VEAL," with Gene Ross, is expected to sell in the millions, according to Extreme marketing guru, August Arkham. The tape, featuring a buffed-out Gene Ross sans hairpiece, utilizes Mr. Ross' little-known song and dance skills for its aerobic routines. Gene pays homage to some of the greatest musical ballads of the 20th century. And he does it like only Gene can do it. Songs like "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head," with Gene crooning the lead vocals, and the Vienna Sausage Boys Choir harmonizing behind him, is positively breathtaking. And so are the tough dance steps, choreographed by Gene himself, and designed to get everyone's cardio-vascular system pumping like a meatpuppet in a barely legal Extreme teen.

As part of a cross-promotional campaign with Paul Fishbein's AVN empire, and as a bonus to the first ten thousand buyers, Extreme is throwing in AVN Publication's best-selling cookbook, "Mark Kernes' Hungry Fella' Lean and Mean Recipe Guide," by world renouned nutritionist, Mark Kernes, with testimonial introductions by Chi Chi LaRue, Nic Andrews, and Thomas Payne, and edited by David Aaron Clark.

Future Extreme Aerobics programs now in production include Lizzy Borden's "BUNS of VEAL," and Turd Ferguson's "CRAP AWAY TEN POUNDS a DAY." A possible third program, Veronica Cain's "EXTREME ANAL WORKOUT," is said to be in the initial planning stages.


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