Saturday, April 27,2002:

A devastating day for jimmyD.

In a moment similar to that depicted at left, my computer went nuclear. The devastation was beyond repair. Who could have foreseen such tragedy? Certainly not me. I was too busy being porn's bon vivant journalist. But when the mushroom cloud cleared and the dust settled, I realized I was left with nothing, nada, FUCKING ZILCH!



Calmly, I called Sony, my computer's manufacturer, for help. They told me the worst: my registry was toast, and my only option was to reformat the hard drive, thus losing everything--EVERY-FUCKING-THING--on my hard drive.

Being the smart-asses those computer nerds often are, this particular Sony troubleshooter asked me--and I swear he giggled slightly as he did--if I had backed up my system. I didn't get mad. I didn't scream. I merely said, "No," and gently hung up the phone.

I then began beating my head repeatedly, and with great force, against the wall.

I have now spent the remainder of the day re-formatting, re-installing, re-downloading, and re-alizing that so much is gone forever.

To those of you who have emailed me and who believe I should be in possession of your email address which I'm sure I don't have memorized, please email me your sympathies so that I might once again have it.

I would also like to announce that I will be engaged in the art of shooting smut this Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and I'm not sure how much time I'll have for updates. This will give a certain competitior site ample time to come up with something or other to mock me with.

Thank you for your continuing support."