I got email from an entertainment industry gossip site who's scouring the known universe for eye witness information on celebrity dicks. Here's the email:

Jimmy-- We're running a "poll" (pardon the pun) for the "Biggest Dick" in mainstream Hollywood (and we're not talking about personality)! Would appreciate if you could pass the word round the "Industry"...for any potential nominees, gossip or inside information.

Ok, now I know there's more than a few of you out there who have had a dalliance or two with mainstream dick. And don't make me name names here! You know who you are. No one's asking for intimate details of your encounter (well, these guys aren't, but I'd like to hear them), they just want a report about any celebrity who may be sporting some major size lumber, and they'd probably like some dimensions provided if it's possible that you can assay the difference between 6 and 9 inches.

If you have any info, please email it to:

[email protected]




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