SOME FRIDAY OBSERVATIONS
_POSTEDON 2004-04-02 14:15:16 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "
Sometimes my job is a lot of fucking fun. Where else is an old, lazy fuck like me gonna get to party on a big, king-sized bed with three young hotties? And get paid for it! (i.e., I’m getting paid, not the hotties.)
So there I was—on one of those jobs I’m hired for two or three times a week in spite of what you’ve read on other websites--with Cytherea, Tianna Lynn, and Priscilla, goofing around, getting ourselves into altered states, and all the time I’m on the clock getting paid. What’s better than that?
Sometimes I really love this shit.
Ka-ching!
Meanwhile, there’s an article over at AdultBeat.com where Henri Pachard says maybe JimmyD SHOULD BE the spokesperson for the adult entertainment industry. After all, Henri says I’m just “complicated” enough to do the job.
And just so ya know, I think a lot of Henri. I have immense respect for him. And if Henri Pachard says I should be the spokesperson, who am I to argue with him?
Also meanwhile, the moron in Everett, Washington, wants to put a fence around his Taboo Video to try and placate the locals who are enraged about his smut shop’s location across from a pre-school. Personally, I don’t think making a fortress out of a smut shop is the smartest way to go. And apparently, the locals aren’t buying this as a gesture of goodwill and a solution to the problem.
Speaking of morons--and in this case, one who is so green with envy he'll say or do almost anything to ride on the coat tails of someone else’s notoriety--I hear there’s a plan afoot to create an XXXSynagogue.com.
Hey! Maybe it’s not such a bad idea? With so many Jews in powerful positions in this business, I’m sure they’ll all be lining up to donate big bucks to this guy’s idea who, by the way, is also a Jewish member of the jizz biz, albeit not one in anything remotely resembling a powerful position.
Perhaps (the real) Luke Ford, who so often tries his best to convince everyone he’s a spiritually devout, practicing Jew, should offer up his theological feelings about the idea. (BTW, if you believe that Ford is a devout Jew, I’ve got a couple of well-known bridges in New York City I’d like to sell you.)
But wait, this just occurred to me--and there's no religious disrespect intended--with so many Jews already running this business, maybe the business itself should already (and aptly) be called the XXX Synagogue?
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