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_POSTEDON 2004-04-12 13:39:17 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Surfing around the porn news 'n gossip sites this morning, I stumbled upon a startling revelation while perusing HardCoreGossip.com. It seems there's a porn fashion trend blossoming that I was completely unaware of: the return of the Afro!

I'm not talking about customary Afros once customarily seen on many Afro-American men and women. I'm talking Afros-4-White-Guys!

Who would'a known?

Never wanting to be on the outside looking in on a new fashion development, I've decided to try out this Afros--4-Crackers as a possible new look for my ascension to "Spokesperson for the Adult Entertainment Industry."

I'm thinking a cross-ethnic "super fly" look like this might afford me more of a multi-cultural/multi-ethnic personna. Why would that be a good thing? Because it might help whatever I say on behalf of the Adult Industry reach a more culturally and ethnically diverse audience... Ya see, I want to speak for everyone, not just Whitey!

Man, my new Afro makes me feel fucking special. Like suddenly I feel like John F. Kennedy must have felt when he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner."

Ich bin ein yo brutha!

What d'ya think?

(If I can get Mike South to get me one of those "100% Negro" tee shirts he likes to wear I'll be all set.)



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