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JASON CURIOUS: YOU'RE GOOD... YOU ARE GOOD!
_POSTEDON 2004-06-03 17:31:40 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Ya gotta love these PR people. Especially when theyíre hyping the product theyíreÖ uhmmÖ hyping by making something out of nothing by hyping something thatís very hype-able, but that isnít actually included in the product. (Pretty good run-on sentence, huh?)

According to Jason Curious reporting (apparently with second-hand information) on the production of Vividís soon-to-be-released TeraVision blockbuster, "Tera Tera Tera," Jason says: ďCast and crew were shocked when the heavily inked husband (Evan Seinfeld) pulled out a gun and stuck it to Miss (Tera) Patrickís head while continuing to bang the hell out of herÖĒ

HmmmmÖ Iíve been on a lot of porn sets; probably more sets than Jason Curious or his touts have been on. And one thing's for sure: porn crews don't shock easily. So I kind of doubt the ďcast and crew were shocked.Ē If anything, the cast and crew were all smiles, albeit sinister smiles, while they voiced words of encouragement to the gun wielding illustrated man. In fact, I can easily visualize ďhigh fivesĒ being slapped all over the set as Mr. Patrick, I mean Mr. Seinfeld, banged his lovely wife while holding the blue steel to her beautiful melon.

Later in this Curious report, Jason says ďFortunately, it (the gun wielding shit) ended up on the cutting room floor.Ē

So I guess the publicity strategy Jasonís using here is to tell the buyers about something that happened while making the product, even though what happened isnít actually in the product.

You know what? I kind of like this approach-- especially for hyping porn. I mean, it opens up whole new ways to spin bullshit. And since you donít have to worry about showing any proof (by including it in the product) that the thing or sexual act or content or whatever it is youíre hyping actually happened, you donít have to worry about being, uhmmm, completely truthful in what you report. (Not that Iím saying this mock, gun-to-the-head. rape-like incident didnít actually go down the way Jason or Jasonís confidants say it went down.)

And Iím just thinking out loud here, but if some enterprising young editor at Vivid decided to sweep up the cutting room floor and hold onto that gun-to-the-head content, he or she might have something a whole lot of webmasters would be interested in buying for website content. But Iím just thinking out loud.

Okay, tme to put the thinking hat on. I gotta come up with something really sensational to shock the cast and crew of my next movie while Iím shooting it. Or at least, something I can say shocked the cast and crew.

I canít believe Adella didnít think this one up.



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