Please believe me when I tell you I have no financial interest in the very commercial porn site I’m about to tell you about. I will admit, however, that the site’s owner/operator is a friend of mine—maybe even a friend of ours (in a pornguys who wannabe wiseguys kinda way). Cuz, you know…. There ain’t no wiseguys in porn; there’s just wannabees and maybe some couldabeens and a very few who sort of are used-2-bees. But you see, porn is to the used-2-bees as Siberia was to political prisoners of the former USSR. So those few guys ain’t as happy as they used-2-bee.

But I’m getting off-topic which is a problem when you write this shit stoned.

Okay, I wanna tell you about my friend Hollywood’s new site. And just so ya know, we call him Hollywood, but I ain’t even sure if he’s ever stepped foot in Hollywood; Hollywood, California, that is. But the name fits him: He’s definitely a Hollywood kinda guy.

Anyway, Hollywood’s got this new site called AdultFilmSuperstore.com and it’s a pretty nifty site in an… uhmmm…. adult film, uhhhh… superstore kinda way which I guess is why Hollywood calls his new site an Adult Film Superstore cuz it is… a super store for adult films, that is.

The first thing I really like about AdultFilmSuperstore.com is the artwork of the building that I guess is the home of the adult film superstore. It kind of reminds me of the Daily Planet Building which is way cool cuz when I was a kid I was a really big BIG fan of Superman. And for those of you who live under a rock, the Daily Planet Building is where Clark Kent (a.k.a. Superman) goes to work everyday with Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, and the rest of the Daily Planet news crew. So Hollywood gets BIG points for having a building that looks like the Daily Planet Building on the front of his website.

But lemme tell you what I like the best about AdultFilmSuperstore.com: I really like Vinny’s Reviews. You gotta check out Vinny’s Reviews. They are fucking hilarious! Even more so if you're in an altered state; which I spend way too much time in.

Okay, so go to Hollwood’s AdultFilmSuperstore.com and click on enter to ENTER Then, when the next page loads, click on “Vinny’s Reviews.” I’m tellin’ ya! This is some funny shit!

And also while you’re there, why don’t ya buy something and help a brutha out… Hollywood being the brutha—which actually he aint—but you get what I mean. And like I said: I got no financial interest in this site.




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