My good buddy Wanker Wang over at the Luke Ford site must be dreaming the body electric. I'm afraid that only something put together by crazed scientists and engineers will be able to realize Wang's impossible dream. Yes, it will take a cyber-erotic, rice burning android for Pork Link Man to achieve his goal and find the ultimate Asian meatpuppet.

But since the Wankster is near and dear to the staff of simplyjimmyd, we've set our corp of designers to the task of coming up with a model for Wang to use in his search. That finished model is displayed proudly in the pic on the left, and it is a gift to our friend and colleague, Wanker.

Ladies and Gentlemen...meet Wankenstein, the ultimate Asian porno stud muffin....uhmm...stud eggroll. Yep, he's short, he's hung, his eyes are squinted and his glasses are thick. But watch out! This creature is going to take the jizz biz by storm!

And only a man such as Wanker Wang will be able to surf the wave of success that comes crashing onto the collective consciousness of the perverted, porn-viewing public.

WW, this one's for you bud.

P.S. I don't agree with your position on licking pussy....just thought you should know.




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