Having completed production on "Banzai," my Anarchy Films ode to Asian fuck toys, I’ve begun shooting my latest epic masterpiece. This one’s called “Sssh! Don’t Tell Daddy.” I think the title has a fairly high P.Q. (Perv Quotient).

The snapshot of the wood-inspiring, plaid-clad heart-breaker with the impish grin is Brodie. (Or maybe it’s Brody, I’m not sure--spelling bees for porn stars' names can be a little tricky sometimes.)

How fucking adorable is Brodie? Not only is she adorable; she knows how to be a first-class little smut slut. Oh man! Was I ever having impure thoughts while shooting this walking, talking wet dream! She kept asking if I wanted her to remove the little plaid skirt while performing the scene.

“Uhh… no,” I said. “I think we’ll just leave it on a bit longer.”

D’uh!

“Ok,” she said. “I get a lot of calls for the Catholic school girl look.”

Ya think?

Somehow, the little skirt never made it off Brodie’s svelt, nineteen-year-old body.

Hmm… How’d that happen?

So far, I've got two scenes for “Sssh! Don’t Tell Daddy” in the can: The scene with Brodie and another with Vanilla Sky. (Who, I feel compelled to add, is also quite the hot, young piece-of-ass.)

“Sssh! Don’t Tell Daddy” is an Anarchy Films skin flick.


"