As a pornographer, I realize I might sometimes be responsible--at least partially--for the moral and sexual bankrupting of a few of my fellow human beings. To say I lose any sleep over this would be a gross overstatement. But I do give it occassional thought.

Pornographers create pornography. Pornography is meant to arouse and stimulate. Often, pornography leads to masturbation, particularly in men. There are differing viewpoints about whether or not this is a good thing, a bad thing, or an irrelevant thing. I've always been of the opinion that as long as a thing does not rule your life, or ruin you life, be it drugs, alchohol, masturbation, or any of the seven deadly sins, it probably should be listed in the 'irrelevant thing' list.

But I know there are many out there who would disagree. And to show you the kind of guy I am, I'm willing to use my site to offer up the views and opinions of those who oppose my points of view.

As public message to those of you who believe that masturbation is a 'bad thing,' or more importantly, to those of you who have allowed masturbation to rule or ruin your life, I've found a web page that just might be your salvation. Overcoming Masturbation is brought to you by some Christian organization who prays for your sexual health and sanity. The article offers both spiritual and practical advice on overcoming your masturbatory addiction. Even if your simply worried that you're going to do it till you go blind, just click to this page and pray that boner away. You'll be glad you did.

Links on the page provide more self-help in dealing with stuff like 'Internet Pornography' and freeing oneself from other sexual addictions.

But if you're still bent on choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, whatever you want to call it, and you're the kind of guy who has raised pulling your pud to an artform, you might want to check out a very special website, New York Jacks. The New York Jacks was founded in 1980, and is an organization of like-minded men who enjoy jacking off together. They were the first group of its kind in New York and have spawned more than three dozen similar groups across the country, several groups in Europe, one in Australia, and one in Africa where I'm told some of the members actually spank real monkeys, e.g., chimps, baboons, and other Simians. This, I'm told, is part of an old African S&M ritual.

As a matter of fact, I once tried to interest 'The Discovery Channel' into letting me produce a show about the monkey spankers of Africa. Unfortunately, they passed on it.

"